Dishwatcher

It watches your dishes for you.

I have a dishwatcher.

by AngryCarrot October 3, 2016

Dickaratchi

A wild beast only found in the forests of Nigeria. Covered head to toe in pubes and makes a distinct fapping noise once alerted of your presence.

Ever heard of the Dickaratchi? It's a evil being which squirts you with acidic cum!

by DastardlyPoptard October 29, 2019

Dickditch

Noun
Slang term for vagina

Poor ole bat’s hooha has probably been queefing dust for so long that she’s turned to the insanibabble of Cucker Tarleson and Shen Bapiro just to dampen her dehydrated dickditch.

by Feisty Wisegirl May 14, 2023

Prepubescent dickwat

Used to describe teenagers or adults as a childish nonsensical monkey.

"You prepubescent dickwat! You are the worse example of what an adult is suppose to be"

by Potato Effigy August 21, 2020

dickwatching

Dickwatching is any form of watching other men. Paying attention to how much money they've got, how much pussy they're getting, or generally engaging in any form of gossip.

Stuart: Damn, did you see Chad with that new girl on Thursday? I've never seen them together before..

John: Stop dickwatching.

by YoungEscapist July 24, 2019

dickbitch

same thing as a hoe

man jim is a dickbitch

by w3s March 28, 2004

dickstache

A thin line of hair found at the tip of one's penis.

Eric shaved his dickstache. Michelle noticed a positive change in her sex life.

by Cryptic July 11, 2005