Beetposting

See shitposting.

Beet can't stop beetposting on atlas and it's baiting other users into responding.

by Technocratic Timmy May 29, 2017

Beetlebum

A term coined by the band blur used to describe people who smoke heroin, particularly those addicted to the practice. The term comes from the dotted black residue left behind on tin foil sheets after use, often called "beetles", hence the phrase "chasing the beetle".

"Get nothing done you beetlebum"

by dopeheadfreeloader January 5, 2014

Beetlejuice

Getting hand job while your date vapes at a musical theatre performance.

Hey, did you hear that he got Beetlejuiced and kicked out?

by Anita Nap September 19, 2023

Beetleweed

n. The hair that grows no farther than two inches from the anus and surrounds the butthole.

"Hey bro, did you see that chick that just walked by? Her beetleweed was pokin out the bottom of her booty shorts!"

"My Grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter."

"I need to shave my butt. I tried poopin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed."

"Dude, didn't the ancient Chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters' beetleweed, one hair at a time?"

"Ohhh no. You hear that? My beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when I walk."

by BIGOSGSM July 31, 2008

Green Beetle

Terrible STD contracted commonly while having intercourse in Green Volkswagens. Upon contracting the “green beetle” one can feel symptoms such as euphoria, pride then later cramping. Should colonization occur there may be extreme persistent itching, discharge, rash, oozing and stench.

Juan contracted a bad case of the green beetle.

by Gladus!$$gB August 6, 2021

beetis

Slang for diabetes. Also, shorthand for "Diabeetis"

If you have the beetis, call Liberty.

by Sweepz October 7, 2006

beeter

is the yeeter's best friend and sidekick

every yeeter has a beeter like peanut butter and jelly

by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013