N. sperm in gaseous form ( separate from “splooge”: sperm in liquefied form)
V. the act of releasing gaseous sperm as a result of depressurizing the male urethra, typically cause be excessive masturbation in very short time period (e.g. one day)
V. the act of releasing gaseous sperm as a result of depressurizing the male urethra, typically cause be excessive masturbation in very short time period (e.g. one day)
I beat off so many times on Saturday that by the 6th or 7th time, all I had left was sploo.
Ned, the science kid, says “I noticed that the inner temperature of the test subject’s urethra rose high enough to liquefy the inner workings of the ejaculation system.”
I queried the science kid, “Ned, are you saying that a hot uretha can liquefy sperm?”
“Yes,” he confirmed.
Ned, the science kid, says “I noticed that the inner temperature of the test subject’s urethra rose high enough to liquefy the inner workings of the ejaculation system.”
I queried the science kid, “Ned, are you saying that a hot uretha can liquefy sperm?”
“Yes,” he confirmed.
by The Official__32460 February 11, 2020
Get the Sploo mug.A "Sploof" is where you and another guy/girl are having some really hardcore sex. Then, when you're about to commit creampie, the opposite person farts on your dick. This sudden gust of raunchy air that gets blown onto your dick creates a ripple effect on your body, making you fart and cream at the same time.
Tommy: So Brad, last night I was fucking your sister right...
Brad: Nice, was she tight?
Tommy: Yea, but... like... when I was about to nut, she farted on my dick
Brad: Did you fart too?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: And you still creamed right?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: Dude!! You fucking "Sploofed" my sister!
Brad: Nice, was she tight?
Tommy: Yea, but... like... when I was about to nut, she farted on my dick
Brad: Did you fart too?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: And you still creamed right?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: Dude!! You fucking "Sploofed" my sister!
by Hue J. Anus April 21, 2020
Get the Sploof mug.When Chris Moore can’t lift his fat ass out of the tub and he falls back in, resulting in water splooshing over the edges... Then he stays in the bath and jerks off to the Oracle.
by MeepTC June 25, 2020
Get the Sploosh mug.Man 1: I can't believe she sploogied me, my hair needs to be washed.
Man 2: I can help you with the hair, I had to wash for weeks after the Sploogie Boogie on Halloween.
"I had a sploogie lobbed at me"
Man 2: I can help you with the hair, I had to wash for weeks after the Sploogie Boogie on Halloween.
"I had a sploogie lobbed at me"
by Craigcraiginington November 18, 2020
Get the Sploogie mug.When you are making out with a guy, touch his penis and its not hard. (When its definitely expected to be)
by haime and kyree November 7, 2010
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Timmy: Ah....Damn fuckin math problem
Me: No! Dont do it!
Timmy: AaaaaaAAAH! Huerallllgh....
Me: Dont fuckin Mental Sploosh....!
Me: No! Dont do it!
Timmy: AaaaaaAAAH! Huerallllgh....
Me: Dont fuckin Mental Sploosh....!
by Tucksta March 23, 2011
Get the Mental Sploosh mug.'Bousie Sloozie' is short for 'bourgeoisie sloozie' (short version is pronounced: "boozy sloozy").
'Bourgeoisie' is used, typically in communist or socialist rhetoric, to refer to those who are better off, or the 'haves' (as opposed to the 'have-nots' -- i.e. 'the proletariat'). The bourgeoisie benefit from the capitalist economy, so they are heavily biased in favor of the prevailing system.
'Sloozie' is a combination of 'slut' and the old school 'floozie'.
A 'bousie sloozie' is someone who is a slut-floozie* for capitalism. This does not just mean sex for money or cultural capital, although that might apply. More often, such a person kisses major ass - indiscriminately - to climb socially in the class hierarchy.
*the difference is only in connotation and the fact that it's more fun to say. Floozie is not taken as seriously, and therefore cuts down slightly on the more negative connotations that can accompany 'slut' as used by the pigs who slut shame people who are just trying to be a little free.
'Bourgeoisie' is used, typically in communist or socialist rhetoric, to refer to those who are better off, or the 'haves' (as opposed to the 'have-nots' -- i.e. 'the proletariat'). The bourgeoisie benefit from the capitalist economy, so they are heavily biased in favor of the prevailing system.
'Sloozie' is a combination of 'slut' and the old school 'floozie'.
A 'bousie sloozie' is someone who is a slut-floozie* for capitalism. This does not just mean sex for money or cultural capital, although that might apply. More often, such a person kisses major ass - indiscriminately - to climb socially in the class hierarchy.
*the difference is only in connotation and the fact that it's more fun to say. Floozie is not taken as seriously, and therefore cuts down slightly on the more negative connotations that can accompany 'slut' as used by the pigs who slut shame people who are just trying to be a little free.
"Chris Christie proved he is such a bousie sloozie by selling out for Trump."
"Who cares? She's a total bousie sloozie. All she cares about is class status."
"Who cares? She's a total bousie sloozie. All she cares about is class status."
by @daveSaidNEVER June 13, 2016
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