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'Bousie Sloozie' is short for 'bourgeoisie sloozie' (short version is pronounced: "boozy sloozy").

'Bourgeoisie' is used, typically in communist or socialist rhetoric, to refer to those who are better off, or the 'haves' (as opposed to the 'have-nots' -- i.e. 'the proletariat'). The bourgeoisie benefit from the capitalist economy, so they are heavily biased in favor of the prevailing system.

'Sloozie' is a combination of 'slut' and the old school 'floozie'.
A 'bousie sloozie' is someone who is a slut-floozie* for capitalism. This does not just mean sex for money or cultural capital, although that might apply. More often, such a person kisses major ass - indiscriminately - to climb socially in the class hierarchy.

*the difference is only in connotation and the fact that it's more fun to say. Floozie is not taken as seriously, and therefore cuts down slightly on the more negative connotations that can accompany 'slut' as used by the pigs who slut shame people who are just trying to be a little free.
"Chris Christie proved he is such a bousie sloozie by selling out for Trump."
"Who cares? She's a total bousie sloozie. All she cares about is class status."
by @daveSaidNEVER June 14, 2016
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'Bougie Sloozie' is short for 'bourgeoisie sloozie' (short version is pronounced: "boo-gee slew-zee").

'Bourgeoisie' is used, typically in communist or socialist rhetoric, to refer to those who are better off, or the 'haves' (as opposed to the 'have-nots' -- i.e. 'the proletariat'). The bourgeoisie benefit from the capitalist economy, so they are heavily biased in favor of the prevailing system.

'Sloozie' is a combination of 'slut' and the old school 'floozie'.
A 'bougie sloozie' is someone who is a slut-floozie* for capitalism. This does not just mean sex for money or cultural capital, although that might apply. More often, such a person kisses major ass - indiscriminately - to climb socially in the class hierarchy.

*the difference is only in connotation and the fact that it's more fun to say. Floozie is not taken as seriously, and therefore cuts down slightly on the more negative connotations that can accompany 'slut' as used by the pigs who slut shame people who are just trying to be a little free.
"Chris Christie proved he is such a bougie sloozie by selling out for Trump."

"She's a total bougie sloozie. All she cares about is class status."
by @daveSaidNEVER June 14, 2016
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An adult who, with each drink, is steadily reverting back to their toddler selves with every drink.
"Oh look, Susan is teedletoddling." *Susan stumbles over the coffee table, drunkenly laughing as she spills her drink.

"No, do not invite George. We're trying to have a chill night, and we know he's a teedlotoddler."
by @daveSaidNEVER June 21, 2015
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Mouche, (pronounced moosh.)

A derogatory word for someone who sucks their own feces off of someone else's penis.
by @daveSaidNEVER February 22, 2011
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A sentence followed by the '~' symbol is meant in sarcasm. This is vitally important, because a lot of confusion is caused by sarcasm over the internet by typed words.

~ already means 'approximately,' which essentially means so-so: *hand motion tipping back and forth.* Therefore, we can see how it relates to irony/sarcasm: it means, "Just kidding, but sort of... no really I'm kidding... buuuuut"
"Of course the other definitions of '~' are going to be commonly used by people...~"

"Yeah, no, I totally agree: Rick Perry is a genius!~"

"Oh yeah absolutely, I'm a total brony.~"
by @daveSaidNEVER June 21, 2015
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