Sploof

A "Sploof" is where you and another guy/girl are having some really hardcore sex. Then, when you're about to commit creampie, the opposite person farts on your dick. This sudden gust of raunchy air that gets blown onto your dick creates a ripple effect on your body, making you fart and cream at the same time.

Tommy: So Brad, last night I was fucking your sister right...
Brad: Nice, was she tight?
Tommy: Yea, but... like... when I was about to nut, she farted on my dick
Brad: Did you fart too?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: And you still creamed right?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: Dude!! You fucking "Sploofed" my sister!

by Hue J. Anus April 21, 2020

Sploosh

When Chris Moore can’t lift his fat ass out of the tub and he falls back in, resulting in water splooshing over the edges... Then he stays in the bath and jerks off to the Oracle.

I cant get my fat ass out of the tub and the water splooshed over the sides.

by MeepTC June 25, 2020

Sploogie

Spitting a lob or ball of semen at someone

Man 1: I can't believe she sploogied me, my hair needs to be washed.
Man 2: I can help you with the hair, I had to wash for weeks after the Sploogie Boogie on Halloween.

"I had a sploogie lobbed at me"

by Craigcraiginington November 18, 2020

reverse splooge

When you are making out with a guy, touch his penis and its not hard. (When its definitely expected to be)

I touched it, and it was a reverse splooge...eww

by haime and kyree November 7, 2010

Mental Sploosh

When you get so confused to the point of having orgasms, and throwing up. (trust me, ive seen it happen)

Timmy: Ah....Damn fuckin math problem

Me: No! Dont do it!

Timmy: AaaaaaAAAH! Huerallllgh....

Me: Dont fuckin Mental Sploosh....!

by Tucksta March 23, 2011

Ass splooger

Noun: one who chooses to shoot loads in asses.

A person who believes that the best place for his cum expulsions is in ass regions and assholes.

Tom blew hiw load in wendys bootie last night, jeez hes really a prolific ass splooger. He shot his juice in sandy and tonya last week too

by ballplayer182 March 8, 2022

sploof

a male orgasm in which no semen flows through the urethra and out of the tip of the penis splashing you in the face; a dry orgasm

The poor fourteen year old boy had a sploof for he had already masturbated twelve times that hour.

by dr. horatio von huson II, esq. September 25, 2005