A surface or feeling so intensely smooth that the poor unfortunate individual shudders, their nerve endings become volatile and the body goes into a trance-like orgasmic state with sometimes (in the extreme) dire effects of paralysis or even death.
Nurse: I have never seen anything like it
Doctor: Indeed, 'tis the worst case of smoothier I have seen in at least 14 hours, he'll not make it through the night.
Doctor: Indeed, 'tis the worst case of smoothier I have seen in at least 14 hours, he'll not make it through the night.
by Blitzman J October 1, 2010
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by Fagioli Supreme May 5, 2018
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That little kid is a pathetic douche smolt. Look how he migrates toward all those big groups of douche bags.
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The Situation from the reality show Jersey Shore is the prime example of the term 'extra smooth'. Also see the song Extra Smooth by Aaliyah to review the terms original origin.
by Hypothesis October 19, 2010
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We all know the overly-helpful, underdressed, bicep-kissing gym rat that is constantly trying to give unsolicited advice; jumps in to spot when not needed; and is always touching inappropriately. He claims that he is the “sheepdog” of the gym, taking care of the lesser members. Well...he is gay...and is looking to pick up a lover to eventually take into the shower for a Sheepdog Smoothie.
We all know the overly-helpful, underdressed, bicep-kissing gym rat that is constantly trying to give unsolicited advice; jumps in to spot when not needed; and is always touching inappropriately. He claims that he is the “sheepdog” of the gym, taking care of the lesser members. Well...he is gay...and is looking to pick up a lover to eventually take into the shower for a Sheepdog Smoothie.
“Let’s get a post-workout protien shake at the snack bar, bro.”
“Nah...I got something better for post-workout stress. Lemme give you my Sheepdog Smoothie, bro.”
“Nah...I got something better for post-workout stress. Lemme give you my Sheepdog Smoothie, bro.”
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