MalTej

Two friends who act so much alike that they could be mistaken for twins. Their bond of friendship will be one that overcomes every obstacle from Boy troubles to supposed backstabbing. Lies and deceit can not tear them apart. They are the last two pieces to a social puzzle.

"We need a MalTej in our group"

"Omg, look at those two! They are total MalTej's"

Mal- "We are total act-a-like twins!"
Tej- "You mean a MalTej?"
Mal- "Yes!!! Thats just what I was thinking!"

by OneHalfOfAMalTej June 6, 2011

mauliflower

eating a girl out while she is taking a shit.

you guys, i totally got a mauliflower from my boyfriend last night in his bathroom!

by xxxluverxxx February 7, 2014

maulden

A clan of wacky, but intellectually suave persons. Native roots in California, but can be found in various regions around the United states. Mauldens are socially awkward, yet they can be quite insightful and delightful when when prompted.

A Maulden is also a drink consisting of sports tea and orange juice.

"I saw another Maulden last night at the burrito store. Man, they are popping up everywhere these days..."

"intellectual white trash"

by byrdturd February 28, 2014

maulenov

fucking captain cool here yo

look at that Maulenov over there, fuckin rad as fuck

by Alatus May 13, 2016

Maltrumpance

The horrible things that are said or done by Donald Trump or negatively experienced, heard, or feared by others because of him.

I can't even watch TV or be on the internet due to to all the Maltrumpance.

by LaLa Bling-ah July 19, 2016

Malte

Malte is a boy from Sweden who has light brown hair and blue eyes. He has a lot of friends and gets a lot of girls. He is very kind and everybody loves him. He is a bit shy in public, but with friends, he can do almost anything. Malte is very handsome and has extremely good looking hair. Most important, he has a lot of girls.

Malte is that handsome guy over there

by Maltemist Alkoholist December 12, 2016

Malte

Malte is a guy with a large penis.
He is a real girlmagnet.
His Body and his Hairs are perfect 😍
A real perfect-guy

Girls: Do u know Malte? With that dreambody and his cute look?

by JUJUSmth January 3, 2017