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A clan of wacky, but intellectually suave persons. Native roots in California, but can be found in various regions around the United states. Mauldens are socially awkward, yet they can be quite insightful and delightful when when prompted.

A Maulden is also a drink consisting of sports tea and orange juice.
"I saw another Maulden last night at the burrito store. Man, they are popping up everywhere these days..."

"intellectual white trash"
maulden by byrdturd February 28, 2014
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New Malden 

A pretty awesome place where the largest population of Koreans live, outside Korea
Guy 1: Hey, im going to New Malden!

Guy 2: No way dude - that's cool! Try not to get trampled by Koreans mind..
New Malden by Rosiieee August 24, 2009

Karl Malden 

A Vodka Soda with ice.
What would you like with your supper? I'll have a Karl Malden.
Karl Malden by King Festus September 26, 2005

Yazlie Maldenito 

A short , Puerto- Rican, That Usually Says "Aye, Shut up", "Pero, Shut up" and "Aye, Close Your Toto Lips" usually associated With Chonga's. She starts everything with "Aye" and "Pero
Yo Nigga Your Being Mad Yazlie Maldenito right now, Pero Nothing stfu!
Yazlie Maldenito by RizNiniMila September 24, 2011

maulding 

When you are extremely angry upset because something very stupid or unfair happened.
I was maulding after that way I died in Rainbow 6 Siege.
maulding by hardstuck plat June 19, 2021

dalton mauldin 

This really hot baseball player that seriously has every girl drooling over him. Once he gets a girlfriend she better tie him up and lock him in the closet because there is no way his #mauldinos are going down without a fight. He is breaking hearts right and left with his gorgeous smile and country accent. Lets hope his innocence isn't just a facade and he truly is that sweet boy he comes off as. He is pretty much instagram and vine famous, he has tons of girls going after him and he has his own day! (mauldin monday) hit him up on vine, twitter, and instagram. @daltonmauldin (vine) @daltinmauldino (Ask.fm and twitter) @daltonmauldin5 (instagram)
Dalton Mauldin is a very sweet viner who is sick at baseball!
She got them blue jeans...
dalton mauldin by heyyougetbackhere February 11, 2014
A city "just outside Boston" on the Orange Line filled with little more than pizza places, hair and nail salons. Though there is practically nothing in Malden, EVERYTHING is no further than 20 minutes away, including the beach, Downtown Boston, and the woods.
It is also one of the most culturally diverse places in the Boston area.

Medford + diversity - trees = Malden
Person 1: Where are you from?

Person 2: Just outside Boston.

Person 1: O, where abouts?

Person 2: Malden
Malden by I <3 Boston May 17, 2006
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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