Maultosis

The act of a pitbull mauling someone (usually a child) so badly, that they are split in two.

"My pet pitbull Zen just committed maultosis on the neighbors child!"
"That's awesome man!"

by Bigman2072 August 4, 2022

malitosis

lack of sugar

i didnt eat sugar so now i have some fucking malitosis

by dennis July 11, 2003

Muntosis

The state of complete peak effect by two or more illicit drugs.

Man, i was so fucked i think i actually had muntosis.

by PhosphateGrind91 June 16, 2017