maulth 

Once founder of an online gaming clan, he quit after his cousin was banned for using racial insults on another founder. After serious debate, it was decided to name this prick on the Wall of Shame, though this was well deserved, he had the nerve to get angry.

Working behind the backs of the Founders, he set a nice trap on the clan that was about 5 years old, meaning to destroy it. Of course, he succeeded.

Almost a year later, and still he decides to mess with others from the clan that he destroyed. The word Maulth will go down in the internet dictionary with these words:

A flaming homosexual hiding in the deepest closet of his mind. He seeks revenge on the righteous acts of others, and demands attention and love from those that would listen. Smart, yet utterly stupid in the ways of the world. His actions of both the past, and the present will be the end of this twisted menace. This slack-wristed, fat sack of shit is the worst of villains.

Maulth: A troubled child hiding in his closet because, once outside of the closet, he is surrounded by that which he fears - reality.

shit+stain faggot dildo

maulth by Monadoxin August 12, 2009

Malthias Religion

A religion/ cult based around the hating and murdering of feminist as they are mentally il and need help. They were formed in 2017 in the state of Illinois. This religion/ cult is on the rise and may be ready to attack at any moment. Malthias are not really bad people at heart.

"yo dude are you a Malthias?"

"yea man"
"well i was just verbally assaulted by a feminist"
"lets go talk with he- i mean it"
Malthism is not a joke and should be taken seriously - Malthias Religion
well malthias will also stop at nothing to stop a feminist at all cost and will even kill just to get rid of or fix the feminist but what must be done must be done as easy as that. me myself? no i ma not a "Malthias" Cult follower but they have a website and everything so yeah.

Malthias Religion by Clash Royale is gay December 3, 2018

Maulfthalph

An overly complicated solution to a fairly simple problem.

Dude I know it works, but training a sheep to use a lawnmower was a total maulfthalph.

Maulfthalph by ConnorPlusPlus June 30, 2018

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester 

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester by scodder November 15, 2012

Maulta 

Character-design trope featuring glasses and short hair (bonus point if bowl cut and blonde hair)

Wow look at this character, he's such a maulta.

Maulta by Antonini August 5, 2021

Malthus 

A negative or pessimistic person. Comes from the economist Thomas Malthus(1766 – 1834) known for his negative and pessimistic views.

Person 1 - This Film is shit!
Person 2 - Alright Malthus no need to be so negative

Malthus by Tom Dug November 10, 2006

Malthe 

Malthe is the type of guy who would swallow his own tooth paste and enjoy it

Wow that guy just swallowed his own toothpaste, oh yeah thats just Malthe

Malthe by White salami69 September 17, 2021