mauliflower 

eating a girl out while she is taking a shit.

you guys, i totally got a mauliflower from my boyfriend last night in his bathroom!

mauliflower by xxxluverxxx February 7, 2014

Purple Cauliflower 

A severe cased of inflamed, thrombosed hemorrhoids giving the area around the anus the appearance of a head of cauliflower.

Stan: Hey Brahhhhhhh! How was your weekend?
Gary: Great Brooooohhhhh! I wrecked my girlfriend's ass all weekend long. She loved it. But it looked like a Purple Cauliflower this morning. She wouldn't let me touch it.
Stan: Get her some salve Braaaaahhh!

Purple Cauliflower by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015

cauliflower lumps 

When a fat guy's ass looks like head of cauliflower (usually a really pale person).

Damn son, you've got major cauliflower lumps, your ass looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum.

cauliflower lumps by dr. hoodrat January 3, 2016

cauliflower ear 

Deformation (many times permanent) of the ear due to repetitive physical contact. Semi-common in boxers. VERY common in wrestlers/grapplers that have trained for a number of years.
This can be an initial sign of someone that can mess you up pretty bad. Some famous people include guys like BJ Penn and Randy "The Natural" Couture.

I was at a bar last night and I saw some loud-mouth, idiot starting shit with this guy who had cauliflower ears. 10 seconds later, the 'idiot' was choked out unconscience and looked like a slobbering jack-ass. He should have known better than to mess with that guy.

cauliflower ear by earljames April 18, 2008

cauliflower beanbag 

first coined by the comedian Lee Evans, the Cauliflower beanbag is the result of a man slipping during the balance beam event and catching the twins on the bar

He's one slip away from catching the twins....*DUMMM* cauliflower beanbag. Now he's only good for the walking race

cauliflower beanbag by strangechild36 September 15, 2010

cauliflower cock 

a relatively not serious medical condition otherwise known as genital warts, or HPV. Warty dick is a synonym. The term "cauliflower" comes from bumpy clumps of white warts on or around the genitalia area.

Gordon was on a six week, ether, sherms, and ecstasy fueled sex romp that made Charlie Sheen look like a cub scout. He woke up one morning and suddenly had a case of cauliflower cock.

He thought back to all the girls he slept with. From the greasy black chicken-heads to the 5 dollar Mexican illegals, he couldn't figure it out. Then it came to him - it had to be the twin Hungarian needle-freaks about 4 weeks back.

cauliflower cock by Jrubadub November 3, 2011

cauliflower 

Ghost broccoli

Person 1:I just ate some cauliflower.
Person 2:you mean ghost broccoli?

cauliflower by The dead tophat August 28, 2020