fake pally

1.Exhibiting counterfeit friendly tendencies .
2.Pretending to be more of a friend and not meaning it.
3.A response to something incredulous or stupid.
Welhamite 1: "Mr. Lahiri just got fired!"
Welhamite 2: "What? Fake pally!?"

Welhamite 1: "Tu kitna super awesome hai yar!"
Welhamite 2: "Zyada fake pally mat ban! Chutiya kahin ka..."
by Welhamite 3 August 19, 2011
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ja-fake-an

a person who thinks they're jamacain, but really are not at all. They always have a really bad accent.
A:Ay, mon, let's git dis partay started!
B:Shut your fucking mouth, u ja-fake-an
by Jesus January 09, 2005
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Fake Bake

"HB went to go fake bake, to look good for the Halstead Street parade"
by Pater August 15, 2003
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fake lgbt

Someone (usually a youth) who is still figuring themselves out so they claim they are a sexuality or a gender when really it's just a phase or they want to be cool/different. Because of many people doing this it is making the lgbt community seem like a joke and that is unfair for actual lgbt people. A way to tell if someone is a fake lgbt is 1. intuition 2.they talk non-stop about themselves being lgbt when it shouldn't matter and no one cares 3. they are already a fake person 4. it's pretty obvious 5. when asked their personality they say they're lgbt
Person 1: What is your personality like?
Person 2: Well I am bisexual and genderfluid! :D
Person 1: I never asked that...you just proved to me you're just a fake lgbt
by Jake The Doggo October 24, 2016
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Fake news

Fake news is a piece of news which has been distributed by a news organisation which contains some form of dishonesty, typically to promote a political agenda. Fake news can be broken down into a number of categories, which are:

Outright lie - The news piece contains a claim which is objectively false.

Lying by omission - the deliberate exclusion of information from the news piece which is critical to properly understanding the situation.

Lying by structure - the deliberate positioning of critical information at the end of a news report, resulting in many people not actually hearing the full story.

Selective outrage - deliberately reporting on a event which supports a particular political narrative, while ignoring similar events which would go against the desired narrative.

Emotive appeal - structuring a news piece in such a way as to attempt to emotionally manipulate the audience instead of focusing on the facts of the situation.

Hidden retraction - a news organisation will make a claim which is false, and then correct their original statement in such a way that fewer people will see the correction than saw the original news piece.
"This news channel is fake news, they are always lying and being dishonest!"
by Phoenix797 June 26, 2018
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fake Constitution

What the 45th POTUS thinks about the US Constitution primarily because he has never read it and therefore thinks it does not exist.
Why don’t you check out that phony Emoluments Clause in the fake Constitution?
by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019
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fake friend

A retard who never comes up to you or asks you to hang out and says that they are your friend. If your 'Friend" gives you "Advice" while really pointing out your flaws and making fun of you, they are for sure a fake friend. They also always talk about you behind your back and try to make you hated.
Person: I always have to ask someone to hang out or I have to always go up to them to start a conversation
Real friend: They sound like a fake friend, get better friends
by bhfg6t7h October 20, 2017
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