(n.) A person who pretends to be jamaican. Usually slightly built, dreadlocks, talks unintelligible street slang and talks about babylon keeping a man down. Refers to himself as a yardie or similar. Always young and male.
(a)One who thinks or believes he or she is a person of jamaican descent but is not.
(b)One Who thinks he or she is Of Jamaican descent and adopts a (Suckass)Version Of a Rastafarian Accent.
(c) Mrs.Cleo! A Cheap,Lying,teror card reading,Bitch Who uses stereotyping and Common sense to (wooz) Her way to $4.99 A minute!
(d) Any white person with dreadlocks or braids.
(Fake Rastafarian)-A Mougn U whoot b wif u tadae?
(Real Rastafarian)Ey mon Woot za Fuk Are ju Saying Mon?STFU Ju shtoopit Ja-fake-an
Man A.Woah dog U heard of that lyin bitch Mrs. Cleo Man B.Yea She Got me up to a $36.95 price For Common sense!
A rudeboy. Wigger indigeonus to London who is under the pretence of being of Jamacian descent. Will claim to have a relative in just about every organized crime network ever. Is actually just someone with retarded friends. Will die in poverty.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!