Majd apatok megmutatja

It's an amatour hungarian video where dad's sons tried to fuck their own mother but the dad saw it and and ran to help her then fucked his wife

Fiam mit csinalsz? MAJD APATOK MEGMUTATJA!

by Barnib October 28, 2017

text apologizer

The person who ends a text exchange by saying something akin to this: "I have to get back to work. Can't talk." This is instead of simply just responding to a text when you have time. This person tends to behave as though texts are the same as phone calls, during which one might have to abruptly end the call for various reasons.

So Amanda sent me a text telling me that she had some really crazy news about Raymond. I responded to her as soon as I could to ask what the news was and she immediately responded, like the text apologizer that she is, to say she couldn't talk but she'd text me later.

by sleslie2425 November 14, 2018

Curry Apologist

A Curry Apologist is a fan of Stephen Curry who will defend him against those who claim he does not have the skillset of players such as Kawhi Leonard or Kevin Durant no matter what.

A Curry Apologist is someone who believes Curry is better Kevin Durant because he never joined the team who beat him in the finals after losing a 3-1 lead even though Kevin Durant helped the Warriors win two championships by beating Lebron twice and winning two-time finals MVP something Curry has never done.

A Curry Apologist believes Curry is better than Kawhi because Curry never left the team that helped him win his first championship and finals MVP but Kawhi did yet Kawhi led the Raptors to the Championship in his first season in Toronto by beating the Warriors in the finals.

A Curry Apologist is someone who believes that Stephen Curry is the best player in the NBA over players who have a better skillset than him and will cite attributes that he supposedly has over them such as "the ability to shoot long threes at half court or beyond" and the ability to "run around the court for twenty-three and three quarters of a second" to get a "one-fourth second" wide open three.

by He-ro June 29, 2019

Broken apology

A person who apologizes to you but later tries to justify their means (after they’ve already apologized.)
Not taking full accountability; an ungenuine apology.

Him: “I’m sorry I entertained other girls.”
*10 minutes later*
“Well you fucked that dude 2 years ago and I forgave you for it.”

Her: Your using the past in your favor to justify your actions!!! What a broken apology you just gave!!!

by Butterflywhisperer July 8, 2020

Judd Apatow

A situation where a plain or shlubby-looking man is romantically involved with a woman of above-average beauty, similar to director Judd Apatow himself or characters from his movies.

How did a “5” like him end up with a dime-piece like her? That’s a real Judd Apatow.

by Jaybird500 August 3, 2020

corporate apology

An apology so bland that it makes you want to throw up. Almost always given by multi million dollar

conglomerates, hence the name.

Conglomerate: We would like to apologise for our actions. (insert corporate apology here)

by buddy retard September 15, 2020

National apology day

For the people who messed up ending friendships or relationships, its time to think and owe that special person an apology.

Yo bro im sorry for how things ended between us and I wanna make it up to u. Today was National apology day and its just the time for me to think about u...

by 3 point mane January 29, 2021