Swindon Oil Change

The act of pouring hot gravy down your urethra followed by a kit kat chunky, then pulling the chunky out and watching the gravy spurt out after it.

Did you hear Smith did the Swindon Oil Change last night?!

Swindon Oil Change by SWOM June 8, 2020

climate change 

Humans are the only species arrogant wnough to think they have the power to change the climate. Claiming that humans created or could fix global warming is like claiming that humans created or could have fixed the most recent ice age. With or without us, the planet will warm and cool, and the climate will fluctuate like day and night, yin and yang, or any other form of duality people can think of.

The world doesn't need us for climate change to happen naturally. Perhaps we are here to make things worse, and not to pretend we are saving the planet, because we never were. Perhaps we are here to make chemicals. Everyone is part of the problem, so why wouldn't we be here for that reason?

climate change by The Original Agahnim November 1, 2021

Climate change 

This will affect every single human being living on this planet. Please understand that we can’t just say thank u, next and leave it to the next generation!

Climate change will kill us in around 12 years time...we need to change this or you’ll soon be telling everyone your goodbyes

Climate change by buteralovhes May 23, 2019

don't ever change 

What people write in your yearbook when they don't really know you and are trying to think of something nice to say.

Kristen didn't actually know Molly, so when Molly asked her to sign her yearbook, Kristen wrote:

Hey, Molly! We had a great year, huh? You're such a cool person. Don't ever change. HAGS!

don't ever change by Rainbowfish May 27, 2010

keep the change

Term for a person swallowing cum while performing oral sex on a man.

Guy 1: Brenda blew me last night.
Guy 2: Did she keep the change?
Guy 1: Of couse! She always swallows!

keep the change by B TOWN BALLER January 8, 2008

Loose Change 

Also known as the Accidental Money Shot. After cumming a man pulls his penis out so fast that some loose cum flings up and onto his partners face. This is usually an unintentional act.

"My husband gave me some Loose Change, I was so pissed."

"Dude I came so much that I gave her Loose Change when I pulled out."

Loose Change by sailorangel59 June 15, 2011

Loose Change 

The drops of semen that end up in unintended places when trying to get that perfect money shot.

After making love with my wife I went to wipe the sweat off my brow and realized there was loose change on my forehead.

Loose Change by kolbyb1 August 26, 2013