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Changing of the Guard

When an unmotivated friend sticks around for multiple friend change overs. Moods associated with said friend and event often include heavier than normal drinking, lashing out, sadness, depression, anger, loss of sexual drive, bitterness, over sleeping, over eating, and diarrhea.
Bob's on a bitter bender this month because we have another changing of the guard.
by Bare knuckle boxer June 8, 2012
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Shaking the Change

Male masturbation.

If you put a handful of change in your front pocket and shake it, it looks like masturbation.
I walked in on my friend shaking the change to some hentai porn. Hella awkward.
by FuzzyYellowDuck December 17, 2008
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air change

The act of rolling down all the windows in a car simultaneously so that the wind replaces all the old air with new.

Air changes are, like oil changes, a routine part of car maintenance especially during long car rides or if the car has a bad smell in it.
"awww duuude... JESUS, that is awful. Shit, man. We need an air change, pronto."

"Dude it's getting mad stuffy in this vehicle, let's get an air change."
by G. C. Thompson April 13, 2008
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Changing the password.

After we'd spent a weekend together, he emailed me that we were through and he was changing the password.
by snaketeaser December 6, 2009
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We change

a word only a legend dares to speak, FLIP.
what do you do when you have to take your mathematical equation number to the other side? FLIP
Ow man activeteh, this is flippin noice. We chANGE.
people of a few will only understand this word, they're such warriors, they have survived the age of FLIP.
Me: Aw,Great. We have math next.
My friend: Nah, im sure today we will we change.
Me: Oh? no no, we have ActEvetEH.
My friend: pff, FLIP!
by FWuop November 9, 2019
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Keep the change

When you offer your friend a joint and they are allowed to smoke the rest of it.
“Hey can I hit that?”
“Sure! Keep the change
thanks bro!”
by crynne December 28, 2020
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Oil Change

When you anoint someones head with motor oil.
1. It was a crying shame to watch the election until someone gave Hillary Clinton an oil change.
2. I checked my car after the mechanic gave my car an oil change and the front seat had motor oil in it.
3. Girl you'd better get your oil change today, Billy Mays here.
by 400 Queseritos October 11, 2016
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