conjugal debit

A formal way, sometimes mentioned in court, of referring marital sex.

Curiosity:
Apparently lack of sex is enough justification to file for divorce and the the "Conjugal debit" frequency is set to once every fortnight.

Given that you have failed to provide conjugal debit to your spouse, we find the divorce request valid, and must rule in their favour.

by vsousa March 1, 2010

Chronic Defibator

1. One who chronically adds terms and definitions to Urban Dictionary.

2. One who chronically masturbates to definitions of words.

Derived from the words "definition" and "masturbator."

Commonly labeled with the word "homo" and "fag."

1. (Boy 1: Dude, I was on Urban Dictionary last night adding words.

Boy 2: You're such a chronic defibator.)

2. (See him? He always carries around a dictionary, I think he's a chronic defibator.)

by ChronicDefibator March 31, 2010

Cycling Deficiency

The clips from home video programmes, when people fall off their bikes

person1, ouch did you see that kid fall off his bike then?

person2, yeah he had a severe case of cycling deficiency

person1, still pretty funny tho

by punkyroo March 30, 2011

grade deficit

A condition where a student's grades are lower than expected. It is the opposite of a grade surplus where you get a higher than expected grade.

John just got the results from his exam he was so confident but now he calculates he had a large grade deficit

by 420 Productionz November 18, 2011

music deficit disorder

the inability to listen to a full song, or in some cases the need to repeat songs over and over until one with mdd is sick of it.

there is no cure.

jenny: hey scott, why did you skip that song? it wasnt at the end yet!

scott: sorry jenny, but i have music deficit disorder

by amaezing88 June 15, 2012

Art Deficit Disorder

a developmental disorder characterized by artistic organizational problems: incapable of organizing art collections.

I am incapable of organizing my art collections, because of my Art Deficit Disorder.

by [e-mail] December 15, 2012

argh deficit disorder

attention deficit disorder: a syndrome formerly thought to affect children only, but now known to also affect adults, that is characterized by frequent, chronic distractibility, and either inattentiveness or hyperactivity (fidgeting).

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

argh deficit disorder: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about attention deficit disorder.

"argh deficit disorder!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 19, 2013