Web M.D.-lusional 

adj. The state of being convinced one is suffering from an illness/disorder/etc. much more severe than what one really has based on a Web M.D. diagnosis.

Ty: I researched my symptoms online, and I think I may have a brain tumor.
Cassie: That's Ty; he's Web M.D.-lusional.

Web M.D.-lusional by clarke paley December 4, 2010

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y

THE most powerful form of the word "whom".

Whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y has taken my aple.

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y by ThatWeirdAple October 24, 2019

Te'O'd 

To maintain an online relationship with someone who doesn't exist. Whether you were knowledgeable to their existence remains a mystery. Similar to being catfished.

John: So, I went down to Florida and stopped by the address Claire gave me. The homeowner says that person doesn't live there. She also deleted her facebook,twitter,instagram and disconnected her phone. It's like, she never existed.

Bob: Son, you've been Te'O'd.

Te'O'd by XBL Dee V3 January 16, 2013

Thick'd

When one’s life is totally ruined because of someone else’s stupid mistake/s. The uniqueness of this word is highlighted by the fact that the disaster is usually easily avoidable, through communication, planning or simply fucking listening. But no, who needs that when you CAN JUST FUCKING RUN OFF AND GET EVERYBODY KILLED.

Another key point is that the wounds of the thick’d person are repeatedly salted by the fact that the culprit denies any knowledge of their mistakes and tries to make out that their grand plan would have worked if the victim/s were better people. This particular victim blaming process is usually called “making someone inthickure” (a variation of the word insecure).

The gravity of the extent to which one is Thick’d is commonly measured in the “thickness” scale of 1 to 44. (1 being lightly Thick'd to 44 being an ultimate catastrophe)

We were so close to the safehouse when we got THICK'D by Simon. He suddenly thought he wanted to celebrate with a few firecrackers and set them off a couple of hundred yards out. Needless to say, we all got killed by a massive horde of zombies.

Thick'd by teabag2201 October 11, 2017

Roy D. Mercer 

A prank phone call character created by two Tulsa, Oklahoma morning DJs. Roy's gimmick mostly consisted of getting his victims mad enough to fight by telling them a story about how they owe him money. After tormenting the person, he would let them off the hook. They have at least a dozen CDs available. Then caller ID and star 69 ruined the fun for all of us.

My name is Roy D. Mercer. You sold my wife Sharon Jean a pager that blew up right on her butt. I'm coming down to get $300 from you today for medical billls and a new pager or I'm whoopin' your ass. How big a boy are ya?

Roy D. Mercer by SirJigglesAlot June 6, 2011

Sakic'd 

1. It is when you are playing goaltender in hockey and have every possible angle cut off, yet the player still manages to go top shelf on you.

2. Also means to stick your hand underneath a lawnmower or in a snowblower and the end result being your hand getting fucked up.

Named after the legendary hockey player Joe Sakic, who at the age of 38 still managed to get 100 points. At the age of 39 in the game of his career he had an altercation with a Honda HS928 snowblower but lost 1 to nothing. Synonymous with the word owned.

1. Patrick Roy who played most of his career with Joe Sakic and the Colorado Avalanche never got Sakic'd nearly as much as he should have.

2. Little Bobby Jr.: Aaaaahhhhh!
Big Bobby Sr.: I told you 10 thousand times not to stick your fucking hand in the snowblower Bobby. I hate to say this son, but you just got Sakic'd!

Sakic'd by SKYYGUYY March 29, 2009

Rickroll'd 

To be linked to Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" video unsuspectingly, typically on YouTube.

Also used as "Rickrolled"

You just got Rickroll'd

Rickroll'd by Nick in San Jose June 8, 2007