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run away erection

When a male sees a woman, transvestite, or fat slut that is so disgusting his penis actually jumps into his body.
dude think i have a run away erection from looking at you, i might now have an inverted penis.

Oh no i just got a run away erection from your girlfriend, damn she is ugly
by thiskidlovesurbandic December 6, 2009
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Election year moderate

A politician, usually an ultraconservative, fascist Republican, but occasionally an ultraliberal, who pretends to take moderate positions on important political issues during an election year. Once elected, this politician will suddenly forget his or her campaign promises and govern from the fringes.
Election year moderates from the far right: Rick Santorum (latin for Asshole); George W. Bush; from the far left: George McGovern (1972)
by Stop the Pendulum August 9, 2006
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2020 Election Steal

The 2020 Election Steal took place across the United States during the month of November 2020. Designed by the CCP and Leftists to falsely implant a puppet president, the operation involved the manufacturing ballots in favor of one candidate, having ballot watchers removed, then funnelling the counterfeit ballots through compromised Dominion counting systems.
John: What do you think about the 2020 Election Steal?
Nate: Pure conspiracy.

John: .. I think I know who you voted for.
by TheSaltergeist December 26, 2020
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erection

when your penis is fully up and ready to go :)
girl: can i blow you yet?

guy: yes, i have the biggest erection

girl: whoopie!!!!
by dcd13' (tmtmtmtmtm) October 8, 2009
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Election

Picking which color of dick (red, blue, and recently gold) you'd like to fuck you in the ass for the next 4 years.
Bob: What's election?
Bobby: Picking what color of cock you want in your asshole for the next half-decade.
by IAmRonPaul May 26, 2014
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2016 presidential election

An election with two idiots running for president.
The year is 2060 and your grandchildren ask about the 2016 presidential election.

You: It was an election of two IDIOTS running for president

Grandchildren: Who did you vote for?
You: I was only 12...
You: I also forgot to mention some people thought out of the two running Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, that Hillary was a suitable choice.

Grandchildren: Why'd they think that?

You: Because she was a women.

Grandchildren: What? What does gender have to do with who will be a better president?

You: I never understood that idiotic logic...

Grandchildren: What about the other person ru-

You: You mean Donald Trump?

Grandchildren: Yeah what about him!
You: That guy wanted to build a brick wall along the boarder of Mexico and the United States and he said Mexico would pay for it.
Grandchildren: That seems really weird...

You: Yeah it was, and I haven't even told you what these two did that was so horrible that made them both horrible...

Grandchildren: Tell us!

You: Well that's a story for another time...
by ChrisAGuy July 9, 2020
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erection

1 a.Its when your wang gets hard.
b.This is also when its at its longest
2. the result of seeing a fine woman.
3. the state of standing at attention
1a. Man, my wang feels like wood.
b. Dayum...my ruler isn't long enough.
2. w00t. *shwing, shlong erects*
3. Unit, ATTENTION! *command voice*
by Mac Daddy Kings May 12, 2003
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