A trap house or bando hosted by a close relative or family friend with enough background knowledge to exploit the weaknesses of the clientele. Typically offers illicit narcotics and other related services (prostitution, gambling, etc.) Traditionally only runs a few days a month, mostly the days just after social security, disability, or stimulus checks are deposited.
Bob: Hey, man, I've been looking for you the past few days!
Alvin: You know my check came in and I was at Uncle's House.
Bob: Guess you don't have that money you owe me.
Alvin: You know my check came in and I was at Uncle's House.
Bob: Guess you don't have that money you owe me.
by Guys in the Know July 16, 2020
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Get the Tiny uncle mug.Uncle Buxx is a term used for a type of funding from a rich uncle. Typical this word is used towards a spoiled person with no job or prospects mooches off of their rich uncle's money
sangfroid: Yo legoat, how many uncle buxxs did you use in order to take Wei to dinner?
Legoat: Shut up stupid! This is my own money.
Legoat: Shut up stupid! This is my own money.
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Get the uncle-in-law mug.A term describing a hypothetical 'Uncle' figure. In humorous anecdotes the estranged uncle may be cited as a family member whose life is too random to be true, and is thus hilarious.
Generally used as an inside joke, and as an alternative to "thats what she said".
Generally used as an inside joke, and as an alternative to "thats what she said".
"I visited my estranged uncle of eight years- the lion taming pentecostal evangelist- yesterday."
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On TV I saw my estranged jazz percussionist uncle asking a Bachelorette to marry him with the promise of years of flowers and tamborine solos. She said maybe.
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On TV I saw my estranged jazz percussionist uncle asking a Bachelorette to marry him with the promise of years of flowers and tamborine solos. She said maybe.
by someguyfromabbotsford August 4, 2009
Get the Estranged Uncle mug.1. a boyfriend who is alot older than you, but not quite old enough to be your dad
e.g. a 22 year old dating a 36 year old
2. Usually used to in the situation when you are unsure as to whether the person in question is a boyfriend or an uncle
3. The male version of a cougar
e.g. a 22 year old dating a 36 year old
2. Usually used to in the situation when you are unsure as to whether the person in question is a boyfriend or an uncle
3. The male version of a cougar
"No way ... That's her boyfriend? I thought he was her uncle"
"Yeah, he's totally an uncle boyfriend'
"Yeah, he's totally an uncle boyfriend'
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