scotchmosis

A process by which Scottish influence passes through to the a non-native Scotsman or non-Scottish person via binge-watching scottish tv shows.
Examples:

-unexplained increases in desire for alcohol, Tennent's and

-a crippling depression triggered by lack of local sources of Irn-Bru

-unexplained increases in propensity for foolish violence
-oonespleane fluxuatiouns en speech pattaerns

Yes, I have seen every Burnistoun episode 4 or more times.

The Limmy show is basic knowledge.

No, I can't* explain why I bought 48 cans of Tennents and a case of Irn-Bru; it's like my Scottish heritage has increased dramatically, through scotchmosis, as it were.

* subs. ("can'nae")

by SndIrnBru May 27, 2020

Scotched

When you smoke a pipe and have a charge!

I’ve smoked that much puff, I feel scotched!

by Scotchtape123 June 3, 2020

Shitchat

When you and your friend are taking a shit together in adjacent stalls/Video chatting and chat during.

“Hey bud, wanna go for a shitchat?”

by Just Puns July 11, 2020

Scotchy

Neva a dull day in scotchy always summit Going of from streets being bloked off to bizzie chases😂. Music blastin from the windows in the summer n the lads walking about with the tops off. Keep ahold of yi bike befor it gets nicked

Let Wu gan doon Scotchy to this session, geet up.

by anonymous February 5, 2021

snotchki

A person who likes Minecraft, Dream SMP, Wattpad, and many other things on that line

They are a snotchki

by Champ B Clashing June 25, 2021

Scotch Hotdog

A word referring to the penis of any person from the British Isles from anywhere other than Scotland.

Have you seen that Welsh man's Scotch Hotdog? It's at least a furlong.

by NoxMelo November 12, 2021

Shotthefuckup

Shooting cops

Knock knock, it’s the police ma’am shotthefuckup

by Deez what sir November 17, 2021