NoxMelo's definitions

Valkyrie Chrome Cock

A sex move where you use that silver spray paint from Mad Max on your dick then run and jump at the pussy/ass hole so precisely that it slides right in as you scream "To Valhalla!!!"

If your dick misses its target, you are honor-bound to bottom.

I tried giving her the Valkyrie Chrome Cock last night, but I missed so she had to get the strap-on.

by NoxMelo April 11, 2020

Skunkseeker

Somebody who finds and provokes skunks to spray them for the fun of it as a very niche hobby.

I'm a skunkseeker

by NoxMelo August 17, 2020

procrastageddon

When you procrastionate so much that all of your deadlines hit you at once, so you are forced to work on your tasks frantically.

Dude, I survived procrastageddon

by NoxMelo November 7, 2017

Reno Furry Convention Special

A pizza available only in Reno during a furry convention, that comes with 19 splooges as a topping.

Whatever you do, do not order the Reno Furry Convention Special unless you want to get face aids.

by NoxMelo November 2, 2021

Scotch Hotdog

A word referring to the penis of any person from the British Isles from anywhere other than Scotland.

Have you seen that Welsh man's Scotch Hotdog? It's at least a furlong.

by NoxMelo November 12, 2021

Vee-dee

A derogatory nonsense term sang in a high pitch by the Northern Guard Support of Detroit City FC in their parody of Alouette, called Detroit Alouette.

A vee-dee is something the other (any other than Detroit City) team's fans have.

"Oh they had a Vee-dee"
"Oh they had a Vee-dee"
"Vee-dee"
"Vee-dee"

by NoxMelo July 2, 2018

Buppo

Like a pupper, but you say it instead when you're overwhelmed by how cute the pupper is; typically exclaimed.

Buppo!

by NoxMelo October 27, 2023