Schmoonding

Mr. Coomer was not in fact schmoonding on the job.
by NoxMelo December 24, 2021
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Valkyrie Chrome Cock

A sex move where you use that silver spray paint from Mad Max on your dick then run and jump at the pussy/ass hole so precisely that it slides right in as you scream "To Valhalla!!!"

If your dick misses its target, you are honor-bound to bottom.
I tried giving her the Valkyrie Chrome Cock last night, but I missed so she had to get the strap-on.
by NoxMelo April 11, 2020
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A powerful detachment from reality caused by obsessively reading politically charged conspiracy theories, and generally believing anything said by certain pundits who often pass off obvious falsehoods as truth. The primary characteristic is being susceptible to fervently believing extremely outlandish claims which are easily disproven by a simple Google search.
"Did you hear? They actually believe schools are installing litter boxes for students who identify as furries!"
"I know. It's Politically Induced Psychosis."
by NoxMelo March 25, 2022
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Buppo

Like a pupper, but you say it instead when you're overwhelmed by how cute the pupper is; typically exclaimed.
Buppo!
by NoxMelo October 28, 2023
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The Sex Man

The winner of the day, particularly one who gets laid at the end because of how epic their triumph was, even though the intention was not to get laid as a result.
He is The Sex Man.
by NoxMelo March 04, 2022
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Out Pizzaing The Hut

The non sequitur term meaning to pour tequila down the window shaft of the driver's side of somebody's car door, thus ensuring that if they get pulled over by the pigs anytime within the next several weeks, they will get arrested for drinking and driving because all the cop will be able to smell is tequila.
I'm gonna go out pizzaing the hut and get people arrested for drinking and driving.
by NoxMelo November 24, 2023
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Skunkseeker

Somebody who finds and provokes skunks to spray them for the fun of it as a very niche hobby.
by NoxMelo August 17, 2020
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