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A sex move where you use that silver spray paint from Mad Max on your dick then run and jump at the pussy/ass hole so precisely that it slides right in as you scream "To Valhalla!!!"

If your dick misses its target, you are honor-bound to bottom.
I tried giving her the Valkyrie Chrome Cock last night, but I missed so she had to get the strap-on.
by NoxMelo April 11, 2020

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Somebody who finds and provokes skunks to spray them for the fun of it as a very niche hobby.
I'm a skunkseeker
by NoxMelo August 17, 2020

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A derogatory nonsense term sang in a high pitch by the Northern Guard Support of Detroit City FC in their parody of Alouette, called Detroit Alouette.

A vee-dee is something the other (any other than Detroit City) team's fans have.
"Oh they had a Vee-dee"
"Oh they had a Vee-dee"
"Vee-dee"
"Vee-dee"
by NoxMelo July 02, 2018

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When you procrastionate so much that all of your deadlines hit you at once, so you are forced to work on your tasks frantically.
Dude, I survived procrastageddon
by NoxMelo November 06, 2017

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