A male administrator with a hairy physical appearance, a fondness for cheap scotch and a penchant for buggery. Like the Anti-Midas everything he touches will inevitably turn to shit. His got to move is the Burt Reynolds '74. Occasionally he will drink too much and go starfish on your living room floor. This person will use his position of power to offer oral sex to his male employees. This offer will often induce involuntary vomitting from the intended victim. Incredibly, Scotchy will not be reprimanded for this behavior by his superiors, which will allow him to search out more male suitors.
Scotchy was sitting there in a Burt Reynolds '74 pose and he told me that since he grew up in a more liberal time he wanted to give me a blow job. I then started puking like crazy.
by Ronaldson February 5, 2010
Scotchy is proppa radge. U see kids flyin aboot on pia hoistied peds on the back wheel n that. Scotchy is where the sticha b’s and 420 blazers are mental. Ahh aye n the best part is theres always a constant smell of green. So basically divnt gan doon scotchy by yi bill cos its radge n dangerous.
Scotchy is a place in Newcastle upon Tyne.
Scotchy is a place in Newcastle upon Tyne.
by Ryan Clayterz December 15, 2019
A term used when refering to a student at the all boy school Scotch College in Perth. A 'Scotchy' will often be assimilated with such negative terms or phrase's as; wanker, dick head, tosser, fuck wit, and other such pleasantries. Scotchies are also known for their little success with the opposite sex. This common phenomenon often leads to their envy of the students of Christ Church Grammar School which soon becomes a crush, then a letter, then a sedative and then finally a lawsuit and restraining order.
Plural; Scotchies
Plural; Scotchies
Scotchy: But your honor, I swear, I have no recollection of that night or how that sedating substance I bought at the pharmacy got into his drink.
by Larsipan September 3, 2008
A person dwelling in or about the areas of Scotswood, Benwell and Elswick. Visually distinguishable by their fondness for worn out sportwear and Scotchie Bowlers.
Did hear about such-and-such getting their head stovved in?
Aye, but she was a Scotchie Scumbag, so that's one less car getting robbed tonight.
Aye, but she was a Scotchie Scumbag, so that's one less car getting robbed tonight.
by HRH Prince of Wales December 22, 2010
Perhaps the greatest educational establishment in all of Australia, without a doubt the ladsiest in all of Perth. Scotchies have the cash and spend it well, no one can party it up like a Scotchie. These boys know how to dress well and please a woman. Christchurch just fail, Hale are boring with no identity. being a Scotchie boyscout is fucken mint.
Dude 1: God dammit who is that awesome lad?
Dude 2: Must be a Scotchie, on the piss again!
Dude 1: Defs, Scotchies are ladsy!
Dude 2: Must be a Scotchie, on the piss again!
Dude 1: Defs, Scotchies are ladsy!
by ghostshot April 19, 2009
by JBoog May 25, 2006
The Scale that shows how scotchy someone is. At the top of the scale is the Scotchy Mother, then Pork Scotch. The Meter shows that no one in the Scotchy World is as Scotchy as The Scotchy Mother. She is even more scotchy than THE Pork Scotch.
Scotchy Mother: I'm the Scotchiest person in the world. The Scotchy Meter says so. I'm even Scotchier than my son, he'll never beat me.
Pork Scotch: Yes I will, Mum. Don't forget I'm a Koala.
Pork Scotch: Yes I will, Mum. Don't forget I'm a Koala.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 29, 2009