garfield style

Having sexual intercourse whilst consuming lasagna. Hence forth calling upon the Erdreich horror of the deep known as Garfield once you climax.

P1: "Bro she let me go Garfield style on her last night "

P2:" lucky asssssss"

by No1Shagger June 14, 2020

garmin

Verb.
To garmin. To lose one's data irrevocably, and pay handsomely to either retrieve it or recreate everything from scratch

Oh no, my S3 bucket has been garmined.

by anonymous September 16, 2020

Garfieldrxz

One of the best and sexiest mod in the datarxz discord server. Sadly as of writing this, he doesnt have senior. This sexy ass fucking mod deserves senior mod. G4S

we need Garfieldrxz to be senior mod #G4S

by justdia October 31, 2020

Garfunkel Says

A kiddie game whereby you get credit if you always remember to NOT comply with a request if "Garfunkel says" is uttered beforehand.

I love playing "Garfunkel Says" wif da neighborhood kids, but da problem is dat I often have trouble remembering if da action-requester actually said "da magic words" or not, and so I tend to get GarFLUNKeled a lot during said uproarious game. :P

by QuacksO December 6, 2020

Garfungus

When John Arbuckle And Garfield from The Garfield Show get really horny and jerk off while staring into eachothers eyes.

dude 1: "you ever heard of the garfungus"
dude2: "no" *looks it up* "jesus christ man you need therapy"

by Garfield Rule 34 Artist February 10, 2021

gardini

a person with a huge garden that brags about it

"that gardini wont stop bragging about that stupid oversized garden of his!"

by snake_vods March 29, 2021

Garfielding

When you are too lazy to have sex so you just lay down and let that pink pussy go on you.

If you're garfielding, you're a bitch.

by Yumi Ishiyama April 12, 2021