muff bandit 

A formerly straight woman who opted to follow a lesbian life style. And coincidentally likes muff.

*wow, I didn't know Sarah was a muff bandit, I always thought she liked cock*

muff bandit by Jazbob January 20, 2011

Rubber bandit 

An office thief - Robber of rubbers, stealer of stationary.

Alex Belk stole my rubber. He's such a rubber bandit.

Rubber bandit by Jeb Jeb Binks March 6, 2013

crooked hat bandit 

"Gangsters" who wear a hat tilted on an angle, who think they are hard but really aren't even close

Josh: "Look at the crooked hat bandits sitting outside a 7-11..."
Chuck: "Pansies"

crooked hat bandit by dr4g0n4l1f3 October 26, 2011

Dirt Button Bandit 

1. Someone who is always ready to pounce on your precious pink butthole. Thus, making you uncomfortable at all times, never feeling truly safe.

Synonyms: tree jumper, toucher, butthole snatcher, faggoty.

I can't even get in the truck at work without that dirt button bandit Ben oogling my sacred starfish.

Dirt Button Bandit by Glitter Boobs December 26, 2015

Ground Beef Bandit

A man from Minnesota that kidnapped two women and held them in a basement for over two weeks. Whenever the women would deficate, the Ground Beef Bandit would use their feces as ground beef and make spaghetti sauce. The bandit would then feed the spaghetti to the women.

I haven’t seen Jane in two weeks. I hope she wasn’t taken by the ground beef bandit!

Ground Beef Bandit by Panda Bear 43 October 16, 2018

one-handed-bandit 

When a male is so good at the fornication, that he is able to undo the female's pants and his own with one hand, thus being able to still grope and cop a feel with the spare hand.

"Mr. Gossett was such a good lay that he could undo my jeans while fondling my booby at the same time!...Magical."

one-handed-bandit by Allison J December 8, 2004

phany bandit

phany bandit: a word created from family guy meaning fag, faggot, gay.

hey man look at that phany bandit with his fudge packing friend

phany bandit by spittyfire1207 April 7, 2009