Cole D Brandon

A Tall, blonde twink who is obsessed with your mom jokes and Pharah from Overwatch. Thinks he's a celebrity when he really is not haha.

"When we go to Esports practice, Cole D Brandon will be bullied"

by BlizzyTurtleLibra May 10, 2023

silent d fly

silent d fly,usaly a other name given to a very good player on a mmorpg.thease are NOT geeks or nerds.

silent d fly means a very good player on computer games

by th3 w01f April 26, 2006

d-rail

the act of, disappointedly and/or unfulfillingly, losing one’s virginity, by way of dick.

1
Girl Bestie: My first time was a D-Rail😭😭
The guy was to small💀
Guay Bestie: text lowercase d then 🤭🤭🤭

2
Person: Yeah, I lost my virginity.. and he was big, but.. I got D-Rail’d! He did NOT know how to utilize his package, and he STILL gave me a UTI…

3
Another Person: I had a total D-Railing in his parents’ bed. It was messy, is all I can say.

by yaaaaaa yuh September 14, 2023

Chilli D!CK

A hot and sexy musical genius

me : Hey have you heard Suckin For Lean by CHILLI D!CK?

friend: no
me : kills friend

by CHILLI D!CK May 25, 2022

:D

The happy

I am the happy

I am not depressed

I am the happy

I am not depressed

I am the happy

I am not depressed

I am the happy

I am not depressed

I am the happy

Bob: :D

Bob: I am the happy

Jim: Okay...?

Bob: I am not depressed

Jim: Yeah you just.. said that.. what?

Bob: I am the happy

Jim: Are you okay...?

Jim: Bob?

Jim: Hello??

Jim: ...

Jim: Anybody???

Jim: ...

Jim: Anybody?????

by wtf do I write in here bro July 19, 2024

D Bag

Is a douche bag. Full of female genital cleansers

Harry is an utter D Bag

by HOWYATOMMY September 26, 2014

Tonka Truck dick (T²d)

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.

Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).

by Lil2high July 21, 2024