scratch.mit.edu

it's a website where loads of 9 year olds say things like "f4f bra" or "im reporting you 4 bein mean to me"
the actual website isn't bad, it's just the people who use it. people who use it are known as 'scratchers' and if you're a n00b then you're a 'new scratcher' if you manage to leave the site without being mentally scarred then I respect you.

Player 1: Hey! Did you hear of scratch.mit.edu?
Player 2: Don't talk about it. You'll never come out alive
Player 3: I heard...that the scratch team ban you for saying the word 'stupid'
Players 1 & 2 & 3: *shudders*

by Diavi January 1, 2017

Scrunchface

Scrunchface (N.)-A contorted face made while acheiving orgasm.

Girlfriend: Oh my God, oh my god, oh my god (relaxes)
Alex: Nice Scrunchface babe
Girlfried: Urgh (gets up in huff and goes to bathroom)

by ax_monkey March 3, 2006

Scruncher

A person who wilfully destroys items in grocery stores or markets, by squeezing or crushing things. Done for pure entertainment purposes.

Adam is a Scruncher, he loves to scrunch loaves of bread when he goes shopping.

by J Adam Webber August 10, 2007

cat scratch fever

A popular fetish that refers to a love, interest, attraction or preference for puma and cougars.

Hey man, I think I am starting to develop a cat scratch fever after that girl last night at the club.

by humanfatw June 17, 2010

Scratchies

A substance in which side effect to include, Scratching.

i took 3 scratchies (vicodin,tramadol)

by motosikey June 25, 2009

scrunchy

The New Jersy white ghetto version of a cock ring. They cum in all colors and sizes.

"Joey-bag-O-donunts" favorite color Scrunchy is white because it matches his Iroc and favorite pair of Rebok high tops.

by Sofa King Stupid May 12, 2008

Scratcher

Adjective: The corporate Dog Fucker at work. You know, the guy who wastes time, fucks up stuff, stands around and scratches himself, and basically makes everyones life harder at work because he hates his job so he's not going to do anything that helps someone else. A very negative term.

That Scratcher Paul is never ready when I go to pick him up in the morning.

by DonnieLee August 6, 2006