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Scratchies 

A substance in which side effect to include, Scratching.
i took 3 scratchies (vicodin,tramadol)
Scratchies by motosikey June 25, 2009

scratchies 

Something you get from a (slut).
Damn that slut girlfriend gave me the scratchies homes....WTF..I thought the bitch shaved...
scratchies by redneck January 19, 2003

scratchies 

the unshaven hair on your face, esp. annoying to a b-f or a g-f.
Stop it!!! Your scratchies are so annoying!
scratchies by MYOB May 19, 2001

head scratchies 

The act of scratching a friends head, usually when they are depressed, drunk, or high. There is a rumored second G Spot on one's head which can be stimulated through the act of head scratchies, and therefore should be something not done in public.
Nikki: I've been feeling pretty down since I found out I was pregnant, can you give me head scratchies?
Erin: Sure thing, you better pay me back though!

Itchies and scratchies 

Generic term for sexually transmitted diseases.
That dude has slept with so many women, I'm sure he's got the itchies and scratchies. he's a walking STD.
Itchies and scratchies by Jetters September 6, 2007

Itchy Scratchies 

What you get when you have sex with people who have STD's.
I got the "Itchy Scratchies" and had to get some ointment from the doctor.
Itchy Scratchies by Vegas March 23, 2003
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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