kremer

A sex move often performed with random collisions and little tact.

"Hey Steve-I had such a good kremer last night!"

by JayVII October 3, 2013

Krispy Kreme

when you beat off in a girl's face when she is unconscious or sleeping, then she wakes up to find a crispy, white, coating around her face and eyes.

Krispy Kreme is something you do to be a jackass....a straight up jackass

by abankhead March 27, 2007

Bee keeper

The act of inserting a mason jar filled with angry hornets into someone's anus until just the very end is visible at which point the glass is shattered with a hammer or other blunt object.

I wanna give that bitch a Bee keeper.

by Sothy September 30, 2012

Shop Keeper

A woman or man who takes care of thier kids. A faithful a good person who takes care of the family.

I love women like her. She's a real Shop Keeper.

by RJ September 4, 2004

Elephant-keeper

See description in mahout.

There are many elephant-keepers in southern Asia.

by Dino March 11, 2005

magnetic keeper

human with a horrible body but has a great personality,and excels at everything else

johns' hard to look at...yeah, but he just cooked up a 30 gallon drum of LSD!! hes' a magnetic keeper!!

jills' sure a fat bitch! yeah, but shes' got the best drugs on campus, and can cook AND sew! -got me through calculus too!, a magnetic keeper!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

poacher turned game keeper

a person who once was at the bottom of the ladder and schemed they're way to the top.

look at you poacher turned game keeper you got there by scheming.

by uboat January 18, 2010