Dick Shit

To have nothing or Value of an item to be worthless.

"You got dick shit, bitch"

by Anon-in-Illinois October 23, 2005

Dick Sick

A really horrible word for semen. Especially if it's told to you by your girlfriend

"You gonna make your dick sick?"

"...what did you just say?"

"Ha ha, dick sick. It means spunk."

"Yeah...I got that..."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

dick sucking

Praising or complimenting someone.

I've received a lot dick sucking since I got my hair cut.

by RDKIZ August 6, 2009

double-dicking

Double-dicking, v. - Early 21st century hoin’ vernacular

a. flirting, conversating, or dancing with two males at the same time

b. the occurrence of dating two men within a 24 hour period

c. the practice of select and limited non-monogamy, i.e. simultaneously dating two men over a period of time

d. the feat of having some type of sexual activity with two dudes in a period of 24hours

e. a male to female to male threesome; or a male to male to male threesome

f. the act by men or women of using double-dong dildos during sexual activity

a. I thought she was going home with both of them dudes the way she was double-dicking at the club last night.

b. She'd gotten in the habit of double-dicking Nesean and Orishio on Saturdays.

c. She double-dicking and ain't ready to settle down yet.

d. Double-dicking really ain't my thing.

e. That was some serious double-dicking in that flick.

f. Requiem For a Dream has the best double-dicking scene ever.

by sexualintellectuals(profbday) August 11, 2008

monkey dick

Breakfast sausage or sausage links. This term is used in military chow halls and prisons.

Let's cook eggs and monkey dicks for breakfast.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

dick broom

A mustache.

The faggot swept off the cock he sucked with his dick broom.

by justin January 19, 2003

honeymoon dick

a term used to describe something that is extremely slick or slippery.

look out Grandma, this driveway is slicker than a honeymoon dick !

by Sly 2844 February 4, 2010