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Hosea is very cute, he is very quiet and thoughtful and thinks about things many times before he does them. He likes to think of things thoroughly. He’s organized and smart, he’s kind and considerate. He’s mature and responsible. He’s dependable and honest. He’s the kind of guy you want to have on your team.
Hosea
Hosea by Palmtree beach 🏖 April 12, 2019
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An extremely trashy woman. Generally described by each of the following:
Chain Smoker
+50
Unemployed
Dresses like a skank
Addicted to crack
Look! It's a drunken hosebag!
hosebag by Scott April 3, 2003
1.utterly and undoubtedly affixiated in a troublesome situation
2. reflecting on a situation in a negative manner

syn: Jacked, screwed, fucked
"we got hosed tommy, we got hosed"
hosed by wise February 14, 2003

hosehead 

Take off, you hosehead!
hosehead by Nunc August 6, 2002

hosed up 

To be completely messed up or ruined; FUBAR-ed (fucked up beyond all recognition)
He really hosed up that project.
hosed up by dHALL November 3, 2007

hosemeister

1: (n.) (Slang) One who is renowned for, has expertise in, or is a connoisseur of the use of his hose, schlong, or manly member.

2: (n.) (Slang) An unpleasant, disreputable person, expressedly male; one whose attitudes and behaviors are dominated by the motives and odor of his penis.
"I used to like Heathcliff, but as I get to know him, I'm coming to the realization that he's a total hosemeister" (From _Wuthering Heights, Party Remix_ by Emilio Bronte)
hosemeister by Chauncy G. December 4, 2004