BApposite

When you see a set of big breasts, then she takes off a wonderbra and theres nothing there!

"I thought she had big boobs! SHE HAS A BApposite!"

by Mo_Mentum June 24, 2015

Blasphemophobic

A fear of blasphemy, but especially a fear of offending a religious person with blasphemy.

Katia: That's a great atheist quote. Why don't you put it on FaceBook?

Chris: I don't want to upset my friends. A lot of them are blasphemophobic.

by SuperKatGirl September 5, 2016

Blapdob

A mixture of a lap dance and a blowjob.

"Becky gave me a killer blapdob last night."

"Hey bro, want a free blapdob?"

by Whiteteenmom2 June 7, 2016

blap

The act of slapping someone across the face with your penis. They then become your property.

Drive by Blapping. Too slap someone in the face with your meat-sword from a vehicle. It is extremely embarrassing for the blapper and blappie.

Tim got blapped by Charley, Tim is now Charley's bitch.

by Dave202020 May 20, 2016

Blasphememe

Blasphememe ©
(noun)
the act of creating/seeing/spreading a meme that is so dank, it's blasphemous in its origin

"John Cena randomly appearing in Scooby Doo for no apparent reason? Now that's just blasphememe!!!"

by LizardQueen👑 May 20, 2016

Blasphemy

When you insult a religious entity.
It's also a part of the entire Italian culture.In fact, in Italy it's very common swearing against Jesus,God,the Virgin Mary and most of the saints.

A) Jesus is fuckin' moron
B) Blasphemy!

by Filantropist February 9, 2017

blapst

To blast, drop a load, or cum violently.

Oh man, I blapsted all over my friend Erik the other night.

by neskah_is_gay May 11, 2017