Definitions by SuperKatGirl
Extractionism
A post free-market capitalism economy in which free market style decentralization has been retained but free market competition has been functionally removed via regulatory capture and state sanctioned monopolization, in turn leading to economic growth in top entities via the extraction of economic growth itself, rather than just dollars, from lower tier competitors and society.
The Dutch East India Company. Modern era: An independent small business start-up is denied a regulatory operating permit by a captured local government. If the small business operates without a permit it will be shut down by a prohibitive million dollar fine or law enforcement. The multi-billion dollar monopoly which captured the regulatory agency and wrote the regulatory code also expands operations without a permit. The mega-corporation is fined a million dollars every 45 days and is never shut down. Innovators and competitors are functionally barred from entering the market in the first place, functionally barred from accessing outside capital without permits, and are forced to sell their intellectual property to the monopoly at a devalued rate or leave the market for another if they are to have any profits from their labor at all. The subsequent result is the same whichever path the innovators choose: The local citizens are denied fair prices, choice of vendor, choice of employer, the result being a condition in which the monopoly is not just extracting finite dollars from the citizenry, but enriches itself via the extraction of economic growth itself from the market and society. The final stage of Extractionism is when the government deems a private corporation “too big to fail” and insulates it from the natural destruction and risk that free market capitalism would otherwise bring.
Extractionism by Superkatgirl September 25, 2026
Twingers
Ultrasound Technician: From what I can see on the screen here…it looks like identical twins, and seeing as both you and your husband are gingers, I’d say it’s very likely you are expected a rare, almost unheard of , set of twingers.
Expectant Mother: Oh my goodness that would be a dream come true. I hope you’re right!!!!
Expectant Mother: Oh my goodness that would be a dream come true. I hope you’re right!!!!
Twingers by Superkatgirl September 4, 2022
Freckle Withdrawal
The sense of bewilderment and pain one experiences shortly after parting with their ginger partner and their adorable freckles.
Freckle Withdrawal by SuperKatGirl October 4, 2021
Camel-Toe Inspection
An inspection performed to ensure a picture is free from embarrassing camel-toe before sharing on social media.
Katia: Haha!!!! Hey, check this out. Do you see something wrong with the picture Kristen just posted of herself??
Adam: Oh no! Haha! You can't skip a camel-toe inspection especially if your going to share a picture in spandex pants! That's so embarrassing!
Katia: Yup! One must always perform an inspection to ensure a picture is free from embarrassing camel-toe before sharing on social media.
Adam: Oh no! Haha! You can't skip a camel-toe inspection especially if your going to share a picture in spandex pants! That's so embarrassing!
Katia: Yup! One must always perform an inspection to ensure a picture is free from embarrassing camel-toe before sharing on social media.
Camel-Toe Inspection by SuperKatGirl November 29, 2017
Blasphemophobic
Katia: That's a great atheist quote. Why don't you put it on FaceBook?
Chris: I don't want to upset my friends. A lot of them are blasphemophobic.
Chris: I don't want to upset my friends. A lot of them are blasphemophobic.
Blasphemophobic by SuperKatGirl September 5, 2016
Man Purr
After making passionate love to his woman, Adam let out a man purr.
What was that sound babe?
"Oh. That was my man purr."
What was that sound babe?
"Oh. That was my man purr."
Man Purr by SuperKatGirl May 12, 2015