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Blapples 

From the comedy "The Promotion" starring Seann William Scott and John C. Reilly. Some black apples in the bunch...
Richard Wehlner: Oh, don't worry about it...it was just some black apples...

Black guy: Black apples?

Wehlner: I said bad ones? I meant blat, blatch...blapples.
Blapples by xxjudexx January 27, 2010
Related Words
blapps • blaps • blamps • blapper • blappy • blapse • blapping • Blapples • Blapped • blappin

Cappy Blappy 

A nickname used to describe capybaras (plural), often used to describe two capybaras named Gort and Quandale Dingle from the Urban Rescue Ranch in Waco, TX.
OMG ZADDY LOOK AT THEM FINE CAPPY BLAPPYS 😍😍😍
Cappy Blappy by CappyBlappy July 4, 2022
A loud v-twin motorcycle, typically a Harley-Davidson, whose exhaust note makes a "blap-blap-blap-blap" sound.
Plug your ears, here comes a buncha grey-beards on their blappers.
Blapper by Archetyp0 July 7, 2021
When you have already gone to the bathroom.. but just can't leave your house. .. because your anus is going to probably puke AGAIN any minute...
I don't dare get on my ride and go out for the night because I still feel kind of Blapish....
Blapish by SorryNoVanilla February 9, 2021

Happy Blapping 

Similar to happy slapping buy instead of being slapped by the hand the victim is slapped by a penis.
Bob: "Want to go happy blapping Dave?"
Dave: "Im always up for a bit of happy blapping Bob, I'll go get my camera phone"
Happy Blapping by Ikswokzseim August 7, 2006
to hit, punch. from the greek blapto - to hurt or harm
I blapsed this rudeboy
blapse by Richard Osmond October 18, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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