noun, the medical condition experienced by female ski resort season-workers wherein rapid and protracted intake of high-calorie, often fried foods (usually justified on the grounds of perceived increase in physical activity) causes expansion of a formerly attractive posterior beyond normal dimensions.
Dude1: Man, this season was too f**kin' ace, but I'm looking forward to rotating back to the world and seeing some girls without mountain-ass.
Dude2: Quite.
Dude2: Quite.
by bombdog January 21, 2009
Get the Mountain-assmug. When your poop piles so high it breaks the poo water barrier and the toilett paper sits on top of it resembling a cloud covered mountain.
by the noogins February 19, 2011
Get the CLOUDY MOUNTAINmug. moun·tain- rüls ~ saying or phrase:
Origin- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 11 Ep.3 "The Gang Hits the Slopes"
Mountain Rules is the premise that certain things happen on the mountain that have no reason or explanation behind them. Anything and everything goes without question. Let the Mountain work for you and have no shame.
Best used when shouted after an action is performed or something exceptional happens
synonyms-
"Get after it"
"Stay Frosty"
"Send it"
Origin- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 11 Ep.3 "The Gang Hits the Slopes"
Mountain Rules is the premise that certain things happen on the mountain that have no reason or explanation behind them. Anything and everything goes without question. Let the Mountain work for you and have no shame.
Best used when shouted after an action is performed or something exceptional happens
synonyms-
"Get after it"
"Stay Frosty"
"Send it"
"Holy shit, last night did you see Danny and Ryan jump into the hot tubs naked?"
"Hey man, it's Mountain Rules out here in Keystone"
"Ian just got on stage with Waka and smoked a blunt!"
"MOUNTAIN RULES MOTHERFUCKER!"
"Hey man, it's Mountain Rules out here in Keystone"
"Ian just got on stage with Waka and smoked a blunt!"
"MOUNTAIN RULES MOTHERFUCKER!"
by dirtyskibum69 December 6, 2018
Get the Mountain Rulesmug. by Edan October 14, 2004
Get the Mountain Moomug. The overly large speed bumps. Affects lowered cars by scraping the their whole under carriage out mostly but have been known to catch some un-modded cars.
I cant drive my car into your apartments cause they have speed mountains and Im not trying to scrape my shizzle
by Ya Fahva November 5, 2006
Get the speed mountainsmug. When someone is late for a meeting and the general assumption is they were a) banging someone, b) batin in the bathroom, or c) any other sexual activity, they are said to be on Mountain Time - irrespective of their actual time zone.
Gary: Who are we waiting on?
Gladys: Lefty, again.
Laurence: Darn him. He's always late.
Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls.
Gladys: Steve - language!
Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!
Gladys: Lefty, again.
Laurence: Darn him. He's always late.
Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls.
Gladys: Steve - language!
Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!
by okparts August 14, 2014
Get the Mountain Timemug. The Human Mountain is an attention whore who walks around with a blind cane even though her vision is fine. Her stick is actually used as a weapon, as she tends to hit people in the back of the shins if they are not moving fast enough for her. It is also a warning as to where her gravitational pull begins.
The Human Mountain, also known as Hanna, has a tendency to absorb smaller people (ie everyone) into her body to obtain her nutrition. Her favourite hunting strategy is to trap smaller people in her gravitational force field and save them as snacks for later. She believes the fear they experience while trapped makes them taste better.
The Human Mountain is a rude, selfish, loner bitch and should be avoided at all costs. Once she deems you as a 'friend' (though you could only be acting nice to her to avoid being eaten) she will leech onto you forever and even resort to forcing school administration to act as counselors if you try to avoid being friends with her.
The Human Mountain, also known as Hanna, has a tendency to absorb smaller people (ie everyone) into her body to obtain her nutrition. Her favourite hunting strategy is to trap smaller people in her gravitational force field and save them as snacks for later. She believes the fear they experience while trapped makes them taste better.
The Human Mountain is a rude, selfish, loner bitch and should be avoided at all costs. Once she deems you as a 'friend' (though you could only be acting nice to her to avoid being eaten) she will leech onto you forever and even resort to forcing school administration to act as counselors if you try to avoid being friends with her.
1) The Human Mountain's house used to be three levels. Now it is only one level, but with two basements!
2) "Where's Jimmy been lately?"
"Didn't you hear? The Human Mountain got him."
2) "Where's Jimmy been lately?"
"Didn't you hear? The Human Mountain got him."
by P.vs.H.M. April 23, 2009
Get the the Human Mountainmug.