Lobster Roll

A fat, girthy, engorged penis that is consticted by a cock ring, band or other device turning the knob a deep, dark shade of red.

Roger turned on the porn and grabbed his lube for a quick wank after he had donned his cock ring and stiffened up a lobster roll.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015

sausage lobster

A homosexual male, often a sailor or a member of the navy, who attempts to entice men into sexual acts, in or around a port or dock.

We went to check out that bar down by the pier but the minute we did Eric got jumped by a sausage lobster.

by Solomon June 19, 2006

Teenage Lobotomy

A teenager who either acts stupid, has a brain fart and acts stupid, acts as is they've had a lobotomy, or acts like Riff Randall: Rock 'N' Roller.

1. After skipping school for three days to be the first in line to buy Ramones tickets...
Principal Togar: Kate, I am really surprised at you. I thought you would serve as a model for the rest of the school, not as an accomplice to delinquency.
Kate: Well, she's my friend.
Principal Togar: A friend that will lead you down the road to expulsion.
Riff: I'm a teenage lobotomy.

2. Guy: Dude, here's the deal, I'm going to go and talk to...
Girl: Hey boys, what's up?
Guy: What's up? So... what was I talking about? I just totally forgot.
Guy 2. Dude, what a teenage lobotomy.

3. Ummmmm, I was like umm, going home today ummm, and I like ummm, saw something and it was like uhhhh, something cool.
That's it? That's all you saw was something that was cool?
Uh huh.
What was it?
Ummmm, I don't know.
You took all that time to tell me something and you don't even know what you were talking about.
Yup.
Wow dude, what a teenage lobotomy.

by We is scientists December 24, 2009

Louisiana Lobster Tail

A delicious seafood creation any young lady will enjoy. First you have sex with your lady while she is on her period. Make sure to plug the vagina vigorously as to maximize the amount of blood flow from the vagina. Then pull out and allow the blood to dry for approx 10-15 minutes. By now your weiner will have gone flacid again. Now, get an erection again the dried blood will crack throughout your penis shaft looking like a "lobster tail". Finally have your girl whip out a seafood neck napkin and start sucking down on this delicious cajan treat.

Susie: Is tonight really seafood night???

Dave: Sure fucking is!

Susie: Good thing I'm on my period!!!

Dave: That was great, give me 10-15 minutes and I'll have this Louisiana Lobster Tail ready for you.

by Kowboydave September 13, 2009

The lost canadian people

When the current "Canadians", the warrior matriach society and it's ruling misogynistic, wife-killing emperor took over what is widely known of as "Canada", the kind and gentle, oddly-accented "real" canadians were trapped in cages in what is falsely known of as NewFoundland,by the evil walrii (allegedly). The Current inhabitants who are reknowned as being with out judicial law, and live by a very direct and brutally literal interpretation of "surival of the fittest" as well as with the implementation of mandatory drinking laws, will imitate a relatively peaceful, reasonabley patriarchal (see equality of the sexes), democratic society, lead by their "prime minister" who is rumoured to really be a robot placed there by the evil walrii in order to distract the rest of the world from the "fake" canadians, and therefore essentially their own activities (which are largly unknown of by the "fake canadians", and the rest of the world). The imitation starts whenever a "foreigner" enters the country that is not otherwise garaunteed to keep utterly quite, and cannot be forced to be married to a female "fake" canadian, towns and cities are alerted to a foreingers nearness by a complicated alert system, even though the routine "tagging" of arriving foreingers at borders makes available many modes of tracking them that are easier, and more efficient. The governemnt is very deep and many layered, and many parts of it are actually entirely unaware of the other parts, government having little to do with, or awareness of the general populace, and vice versa(see fake canadian culture). The "fake" canadians are actually entirely unaware of the "real" canadians, or where the idea to imitate a democracy and install a fake prime minister came from, as they are more intent on battling to the death over property, aquiring wealth through the appropriating of entire families by a marriage and duel combination, and drinking levels of whiskey considered lethal for any human being (for more on "fake" canadian culture see fake canadian culture). The "Real" Canadians (RCP) have been in cages it is believed since some time in 1867, and the evil walrii have managed to keep them entirely hidden. Some disguised walrii soldiers having opened a zoo, and forced the "real" canadians to wear animal costumes, coupled with the vaporised hallucinogens they spray at people as the enter the zoo, this has been sucessful at passing the poor gentle "real" canadians off as zoo creatures, and making money.
There is some debate as to whether or not it is in fact the current "fake" canadian inhabitants who are technically the "real" canadians, due to the estimated time of their take over. As "Canada" only truly became it's own country in that same year and it is unknown exactly when in 1867 that the "fake canadians" arrived.

Who are The lost Canadian people anyway?

by James Dracon February 22, 2008

lost boy

A boy; scruffy and perhaps "not presentable" by normal standards due to ragged,
mismatched, or inappropriately casual clothing, appearing un-showered, carrying
one or more DIY tools or pieces of gear; crafty; lean and light on his feet;
youthful and agile; sporting an un-even haircut (but not on purpose);
effortlessly handsome and grounded looking; possibly resembling Peter Pan.

"Has he been lost in the wilderness fending for himself for the past 5
days...What's with the knee-length spandex and holey cutoff jeans, old pocket
knife and five-o'clock shadow?"
"Nope, just a lost boy"
"Yeah, a cute one"

by colepole October 22, 2008

LOST

LOST is a popular show hosted on ABC. The reason it is so great is the script, location, crew, cast, sensibility, and ethics according to Michael Emerson, part of the cast.
LOST is full of action, romance, comedy and suspence. You'll find yourself screaming one moment, squealing with delight another, laughing, then crying either out of sadness, joy, or frustration.
It is the most confusing and frustrating shows in the USA, which makes you want to watch it even more. Soon enough, you will become obsessed either with one of the characters, the show itself, or solving the mysteries of this wonderful Sci-Fi show. You'll find your self watching LOST on YouTube constantly, then looking at the clock saying, "Has it really been four hours? Really?"
People who hate it either haven't watched it, are in the peer pressure stage, or live under a rock.
If you don't know about this show, I reccomend you stop reading this and go to the LOST website and start watching Season One.
On the count to Boone.
1, 2, 3, 4, Boone, now, GO watch some LOST!

Tommy ("A" Camera Operator for LOST): Michael?

Michael Emerson (Ben Linusof LOST):
Yes, Tommy?

Tommy: What makes LOST different from other shows?

Michael Emerson: *counting on fingers* Script, location, crew, cast, sensibility, ethics. Tommy, what makes LOST different from other shows?

Tommy: *shrugs* Its good.

Michael and Tommy: *laughs*

by [Beatrice] April 4, 2009