A fat, girthy, engorged penis that is consticted by a cock ring, band or other device turning the knob a deep, dark shade of red.
Roger turned on the porn and grabbed his lube for a quick wank after he had donned his cock ring and stiffened up a lobster roll.
by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2015
When you place an entire stick of butter in a girls ass crack then eat it after it melts. The brand and type of butter are up to you but it must eaten hands free county fair bobbing for apples style.
by websters-dick-ionary October 1, 2021
When someone tags you in a post on Facebook publicly to get buy an item or rescue a cat. This is an act of publicly calling someone out on a social platform.
Wow! Looks like Lisa is lobster rolling Doug again! Did you see the post she tagged him in about the cat she wants to rescue?
by Pasta December 4, 2020
by UrbanWriterMaster December 4, 2020
When someone allergic to shellfish goes into anaphylatic shock after getting a blowjob from someone else who had just eaten lobster.
I accidentally gave him a lobster roll after he took me out to a nice dinner. I didn't realize he was allergic to shellfish!
by nowayjose12345 October 11, 2015
by Weenieman04072 August 19, 2023
Where you take 2 full size Maine lobsters and have them pinch onto a woman's nipples. You then proceed to lather butter on her pussy and rip the tails off of the lobsters while leaving the pinchers attached to the nipples. The 2 lobster tails are then inserted into the woman's pussy and asshole.
by Jimmy thirdleg January 16, 2017