When a thief has regrets about the object(s) he/she has stolen and decides to return the stolen object(s) in a similar way to buyer's remorse.
Girl: Last week, some asshole stole my car with my phone inside.
Guy: Shit, what did you do after?
Girl:I had someone text my phone to ask the asshole to return my car and the next day it was parked outside.
Guy: Looks like the guy had stealer's remorse...
Guy: Shit, what did you do after?
Girl:I had someone text my phone to ask the asshole to return my car and the next day it was parked outside.
Guy: Looks like the guy had stealer's remorse...
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"Haley, get up. Last day to go Christmas shopping." Haley: "I'm too tired." Hours later Haley wakes up with sleeper's remorse whining because she didn't get to go shopping.
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How did the art deal go?
It didn't the guy had Mona Lisa's remorse.
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It didn't the guy had Mona Lisa's remorse.
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