Optical Rectumitius

Not beeing able to see shit because your head is so far up ur own ASS!!

Flaslight has Optical Rectumitius

by Suicide424 February 19, 2010

Optical rectumitis

A shitty outlook on life

Willard has been slapped down so many times he has optical rectumitis

by Big huff February 24, 2024

Optical Rectumitis

Optical Rectumitis is a neurosis resulting from having a brain fill so full of shit from institutionalized false authorities and first principles that the person is blinded to objective reality. Differs from Recto-cranial Inversion, or head-up-ass disease in that Optical Rectumitis sufferers are sucking new shit daily, while the rectocranial inverted people are hiding from new shit in old shit. Libtards tend toward optical rectumitis while conservatards tend toward rectocranial inversion.

Elon Musk's Optical Rectumitis is so severe, he thinks he can build a space port on 2000 feet of mud in a hurricane prone river delta and get to Mars by 2030 with a spacecraft that has suffered several "unscheduled disintegrations", two in 2025 alone.

by Whistle Blower0013 May 14, 2025

Gay Anally Rectums

A term indicating that your next door neighbor made a payment on their car loan, which by conquest then caused any number of younger citizens to start stopping at the front entrance.

‘Hey there Isaiah, could we get gay anally rectums on the West 9th St. side of the church building today, after 5th period.’

by Sick-Puppy July 12, 2018

rectup

What you are when you don't know what your rectum is.

I drank 2 bottles of tequila. I'm so rectum I couldn't find my rectup with both hands.

by iNToIT July 30, 2008

Rectom Ranger

The Army Rangers on Modern Warfare 2. And a funny name to call someone.

Your a rectom ranger.

by stlrsfan October 22, 2011

rectul honk

A fart. Expulsion of a loud and proud burst of wind from ones backside

Wow, that was a nasty ass rectul honk dude!

by Eeeny mo August 24, 2017