Sex Shuffle

While having sex, you play your iTunes with the shuffle turned on and thrust to the beat.

Bob gave Sherry the ol' sex shuffle.

by The Loge August 12, 2006

it's on shuffle

a phrase used when you choose a song on you your ipod, cd, etc. plays a song that receives disapproval from one or more persons in the listening vicinity. use of this phrase saves you from the shame of picking a song that nobody likes.

tyrone: dude, why the hell are we listening to ne-yo?

mike: my bad man, it's on shuffle

by mike hunt370 July 23, 2010

Status Shuffle

An application on Facebook that is considered "Posting for Dummies."

A certain dude was a loser who could not think of anything original to post on his Facebook page, so he resorted to using Status Shuffle.

by monkeybutt333 September 30, 2010

Shuffle Fart

I series of short but loud farts, slipping out of your anus rapidy. If preformed correctly, it will sound much like the suffling of cards.

PL.. PL... PL.. PLPLPLPLPLPLPLPLRRRRRRRIIIPPP.

"HEY YOU'RE PLAYING CARDS? I'LL PLAY.".....

"oh that wasnt cards. It was just a shuffle fart"

by Mobev May 3, 2006

Shuffle off to Buffalo

To go home, leave the party.

Q: Are you going to Shuffle off to Buffalo?
A: Yeah, I'm tired.

by Thrope December 2, 2010

Scuffham

When you drop a ham on the floor you get scuff marks which leaves you with a scuffham.

Similar to scuffing shoes on the floor.

Mik dropped his ham and now he is a Scuffham.

by rucedawgerschloggerdawgernstuf October 23, 2009

Walton Shuffle

the way an irish person with a withered penis walks after he has drank a bottle of wine, 4 long island ice-teas, a 12pack, and 7 shots.

It is much funnier to watch the jack-ass do the walton shuffle when he has to navigate lawn ornaments.

by boner March 25, 2003