Morning former glory 

When you wake up the next day after butt fucking some Ho the night before whilst wearing beer goggles. You fancy seconds, but then discover she is an absolute munter. Your previously rock hard shaft is reduced to a limp mess

"Hey bitch, fancy another anal probe? Oh shit, what a horror, my cock's gone down worse than the titanic, what a waste of my morning former glory"

Morning former glory by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018

Morning Shitdown 

When you wake up first thing in the morning and sit on the toilet to let out a couple of shits, but mainly to wind down and do time wasting activities such as using your smartphone.

Person 1: “What’s taking you so long in there??”
Person 2: “I’m enjoying my Morning shitdown go away”

Morning Shitdown by See not us November 17, 2018

Morning Snout 

When you have the first JPS cigarette of the day, usually at 8:22 AM. Gets you a nice niccy rush.

Awright pal, u coming fur the morning snout? Obviously bro! Canny miss it.

Morning Snout by The Babber October 7, 2019

Morning Rose

A classier way to say morning wood. It's a play on words based on the fact that it "rose" in the morning.

I woke up with a morning rose

Stumbled to the bathroom while trying to hide my morning rose

Morning Rose by EveningRat September 7, 2020

Morning Nap 

When someone wakes up in the morning, but the body isn't fully rested. So, to compensate, the person takes a nap before actually starting their day.

Him: Hey babe you messaged me at 6am, but when I replied no response?

Her: Sorry babe, took my morning nap, but now I feel much better.
Him: Oh damn you're right, let me get my morning nap in as well! Talk to you soon.

Morning Nap by Jrodjr November 7, 2020

Morningbater

Masturbating before you even get out of bed to your morning pee. This makes your morning pee super intense as you get 2-in-1 i.e. pee and cum.

#Luna became a morningbater because of #Mushu

Morningbater by Luna’s Mushu February 1, 2021

Slippery Morning

Those mornings when the hormones have built up overnight and you and your bed mate wake up horny as hell, extra hard and juicy, and the day begins with immediate sexual congress.

My man didn't need to rush into work this morning, so we stayed in bed to enjoy a luxurious slippery morning.

One of the great things about slippery mornings is that you can end up jizz-riddled.

A slippery morning is the BEST way to wake up!

Slippery Morning by Rosa Sparks September 8, 2014