Tiananmen square

I cannot disclose information on the Tienanmen square protests, as the Chinese Government has censored all the media related to the incident.
What I CAN tell you is that one day, a group of people decided to protest- I mean have cake at Tienanmen square. They protested- I mean ate cake for 2 weeks when the military- I mean care bears came in to stop them from protesting- I mean join them in eating cake. However, in the process, many innocent people, protesters- I mean cake eaters, or innocent civilians were killed by the corrupted military- I mean hugged by the loving care-bears.

The Tiananmen square incident and the government's reaction to it is a perfect example of a corrupt government.

by Nighthawk41 October 7, 2008

squat-by

When a person quickly pulls down their pants, squats, and defecates in public.

Some people thought that Jason did a squat-by in the science wing hallway, when in fact, he just placed the turd on the floor which he had carried around in a little tube thingy.

by iLL Ronald February 3, 2005

squirff

A squirff is when a fart creates an air pocket between a male's scrotum and groin area. They tickle a little bit.

"Man, that squirff tickled my scrotum. Shoo wee, it smells like vinegar."

by Travis Dean December 2, 2007

squmb

squmb (skwum)
n. Abbreviation for 'square thumbnail'

1. A thumbnail image that shares the same width as it does height.

I photoshopped my ex wife's head out of our wedding photo and the gap was a perfect squmb!

by Tristan Roddis June 20, 2008

squeezing a dwarf

taking a poop

So, I was sitting there squeezing a dwarf, when the guy next door started playing Rush real loud.

by not karl marx June 1, 2009

Squilder

pronunciation: (skwil-der)

An orgasmic scream at the height of ecstasy launching out of a woman's mouth uncontrollably

i made her squilder

she squildered so loud my neighbors woke up

her squilder made me laugh

by Johnny Eberto August 3, 2009

Squishy Pants

Basically a mommy's boy. He appears to be a bit fruity at times and likes to be babied. He's a softy but not in a good way. He also may be a bit of a chicken.

I would never want to date him! He's such a squishy pants!

by HarnMonster January 28, 2010