scorch the porcelain

When a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the 'splashdown and slide' of the offending turd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.

Sorry to scorch the porcelain John. You got some rubber gloves and a brush handy?

by MikeG5 August 17, 2016

Scorched

Being very physical and passionate in lovemaking using multiple positions and all parts of the bed.

So it was our third date, we were both very hot, so we just sort of scorched screwing the sheets!

by GSBlues July 28, 2016

Scorched

the state of being high on marijuana

"dude you're so scorched"

by slangdefined May 18, 2016

screchowl

An annoying abnoctious school girl

Wow that girl is such a screchowl

by Mailbox394628 June 14, 2017

screchowl

An annoying abnoctious school girl

Wow she's such a screchowl

by Mailbox394628 June 14, 2017

scooch

1.
(informal slang)
A term for vaginal discharge.

2.
(informal slang)
Could be incorporated in an insult.

Never to be confused with puss.

1.
Scott: My girlfriend discharged last night from her vagina. It was weird...
Aaron: Eeerrr, scooch.

2.
John: YES! I WON!
Gary: Shut up scooch-head...

by z20462628 December 23, 2017

Scorched Peach

When a woman gets severe razor burn or any other kind of irritation in her pubic area as a result of shaving her vagina.

When Meg shaved her vagina in anticipation of getting some action, she sadly used an old razor and a shaving cream she was allergic to, and ended up with a scorched peach.

by Archimede May 7, 2018