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chump stumping

A deliberate act of sabotage through misdirection or misinformation aimed at maintaining locus of control in interpersonal interactions; often times involves deliberately withholding key information or misrepresenting policy or procedure in an effort to manipulate others, typically for personal gain.
Janie knew the intern would outshine her at the next board meeting, so she chump stumped him by telling him the APR was .01% as opposed to .1%. All of his figures were off, and he looked foolish after Janie pointed out “his simple math mistake”.

Chump Stumping can also be used reflexively

The customer had many questions about the return policy and seemed hesitant to purchase the item. Tom really needed the commission, so he answered all the customer’s questions but stumped the chump by not mentioning service and repackage fees on return.
by mollymoo5 October 17, 2010
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whistle up a stump

Go away you’re a waste of time. Piss off. You’re actions are useless.
I’ve heard it all before, go whistle up a stump.
by Johnnysc7 October 29, 2021
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munted stump

An example of a munted stump is Angelica Bucca. No further explaining needed.x
"Angelica is my munted stump". Said Kate
by Vancruiser101 October 8, 2013
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stump hag

A bunch of us went camping last weekend and things got really wild when a bunch of stump hags showed up.
by TroyR6 February 12, 2018
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Stump

Abbreviation of a Stupid leader of an organization unit, also usuable as verbal e.g. stumping
A Stump doesn´t know, that 80% in Pittsburgh have voted for the Democrats .
by webnic June 2, 2017
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Stumped

Getting beat so bad in anything but most popular 2k.
“Wtf we got stumped”
“Then stop spam dribbling bum”
by Blake Day December 31, 2020
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Somali Tree Stump

During doggystyle, when a log of poop starts to come out of their butt, so you take your meat out and push the log back down.
We were doing it, and I saw her about to poop, so I had to Somali tree stump it back in.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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