Stump Grinder

The act of gay men rubbing their penises against each other, similar to scissoring for women.

Hopefully Denis shaves before he comes tonight, I’m not trying to start a fire when he hits me with the ole stump grinder.

by FyffandSG November 11, 2021

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Stump grinders

A gay dating site for midgets

The gay midget got a hookup on Stump grinders

by Big Ddadd June 18, 2021

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kikin Stump

Not getting anywhere

I was sittin on my deck lookin at a stup & realized I was going nowhere . Kinda like " kikin Stump"
A.K.A. cut off tree ( for you wankers )

by Schism420 August 23, 2008

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stump jumping music

generaly a term used by old people to refer to new age music thats past there era such as hip hop, rap, techno, and anything else that has a fast eletronic beat

you kids and your damn "stump jumping music" is irritating.

by KAPTAIN CAVEMAN October 03, 2011

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Shit Stump

The act of trying to flatulate out out gas from your rectum, but is blocked by a small piece of feces that was pushed through the bowels by gas, usually needing to get the blockage clears by going to the restroom.

"Man, I really have to fart, but every time I try, I feel like it's blocked by a shit stump, And I feel like I have to shit."

by Kyzore November 20, 2019

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