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Stump blocked

Holding the base of your penis and don't get full penetration
She stump blocked me
by Thrash&Burn4Life October 28, 2021
mugGet the Stump blockedmug.

Hamids Stump

A women who looks like the bottom half a tree or a buffalo.
"Dat hoe looks like Hamids Stump2
by dizzy ratbeard September 3, 2016
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Stump N' Tug

When a man or woman who is missing legs pulls on your necklace, stethoscope, or other appendage.
When I leaned in to kiss her, she gave me an aggressive stump n' tug.
by spankendorf December 6, 2024
mugGet the Stump N' Tugmug.

bump stumps

When two females rub their vaginas together.
When my girlfriend gets drunk she likes to bump stumps with her friend while I watch in the corner dressed as Batman.
by Explainatorium June 8, 2020
mugGet the bump stumpsmug.

chump stumping

A deliberate act of sabotage through misdirection or misinformation aimed at maintaining locus of control in interpersonal interactions; often times involves deliberately withholding key information or misrepresenting policy or procedure in an effort to manipulate others, typically for personal gain.
Janie knew the intern would outshine her at the next board meeting, so she chump stumped him by telling him the APR was .01% as opposed to .1%. All of his figures were off, and he looked foolish after Janie pointed out “his simple math mistake”.

Chump Stumping can also be used reflexively

The customer had many questions about the return policy and seemed hesitant to purchase the item. Tom really needed the commission, so he answered all the customer’s questions but stumped the chump by not mentioning service and repackage fees on return.
by mollymoo5 October 17, 2010
mugGet the chump stumpingmug.

whistle up a stump

Go away you’re a waste of time. Piss off. You’re actions are useless.
I’ve heard it all before, go whistle up a stump.
by Johnnysc7 October 29, 2021
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