Premature Chimulation

The early execution of an alarm, bell, electronic tone or device used to measure time or call organized meetings or events to begin or end. The early execution can occur whether by improper programming or human error.

"President James rang the closing bell early, not allowing the Superintendent to talk, and the premature chimulation resulted in disorder within the club."

by Voiceless Speaker June 27, 2019

Premature eflagulation

When the referee throws a penalty flag and then calls no foul.

Did you see that Apple Cup premature eflagulation? I thought the fans were going to storm the field!

by lyonfire December 1, 2019

premarital marriage

Marriage before Marriage

Kristy, may I have your daughters' hand in Premarital Marriage

by Logan_____ May 5, 2020

Prematurely Belated

The act of being precisely on time without being late or early.

I watched as our waitress prematurely belated everyone's food.

by HulkSpider March 31, 2021

permadip

A permadip is the result of putting in to many large pinches of smokeless tobacco. This causes the lip to bulge out to appear that you have a dip in when in all reality you do not.

Man, does that kid have a fatty in or is that just his permadip?

by jhiggy11 November 8, 2006

permadrooth

permanently having a dry mouth, requiring you to drink lots of water.

"I'm training so hard for the marathon I have a permadrooth"

"I was out on the bevvies last night, I've already had four pints of water before coming to work, man I have such a permadrooth".

by charlievon February 28, 2008

Permacrust

The stuff you find at the bottom of your trash can underneath the liner. Usually consists of some kind of old dried sticky spill, maybe a random paper towel and some other gross kitchen related products

I took out the trash the other day and I noticed that the permacrust in the bottom of the trash can looked like it was growing something

by Gretchen0807 July 21, 2009