opportunistic

Being optimistic about opportunities.

I'm feeling very opportunistic about these job interviews.

by Sirninja February 1, 2017

opportunity

You know when life gives you lemons...

Given the opportunity id probably bang Kim K

by GOD of DOGS April 20, 2018

Opposite day

Opposite day happens every thursday

Tomorrow is opposite day

by mynameisamazingwhat December 22, 2017

opposite hungry

Used when one needs to defecate, but feels uncomfortable saying so in polite company.

Small child: Mommy, I'm opposite hungry!
Mother: Okay, sweetie, let's go find a bathroom.

by formersquirrel January 29, 2018

Opposite Day

“Opposite Day, also called Backwards Day, is a game usually played by children. The game begins when someone declares that it is "opposite day” On Opposite Day, everything is the opposite of what it usually is.”
Every year: April 21

Everything is opposite no matter what

Person 1: Can i fuck your cat?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really meant was yes)

Person 1: Is today opposite day?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really means is yes)

by Dj J wit da beats May 29, 2018

oppododge

The opposite of dodgy

Wow your dodgy

No she’s oppododge

by Hall megan May 29, 2018

opportunudist

A person who gets naked whenever and wherever the situation allows s for it without risking incarceration or other problems.

She's always stripping down to her birthday suit when ever we're alone. Such an opportunudist.

by ProfessorDetective May 30, 2018