Mobile Condom

A person who has been cummed into and binned

My friend Dave is a mobile condom, he gets used all the time.

by Dangerously Ginger January 23, 2021

Mobley

ADJECTIVE. Of rare excellence, precision, quality or workmanship.

"The detail and quality of Fabergé's egg was so Mobley."

by Brian Mobley February 12, 2021

monyleap

someone who is very caring, kind, pretty and just overall a good person. people want to be like her :).

wow one day i want to be like monyleap.

by yohmom July 27, 2021

Mobile Italian

When your partner cums on a pizza and you eat it while you drive

"hey Tony, are you going to meet us at the restaurant today?*

"Yeah, but I'm going to be late because my girl made me a mobile Italian today so I won't be ordering anything"

by AP0TH30SIS August 16, 2021

Moylen

Moylen is the type of person who doesn't understand anything. She's very stupid. She's a walking meme and she will steal your mom or your dad. She's like Mayleen but a more stupid version, Mayleen's are very stupid themselves. She needs therapy. She's not ok.

John: Damn, that's a stupid fuck.
Amy: She's definitely a Moylen.
John: I heard she likes your mom.

by Ilikebuckybarnes November 22, 2021

mobile mouth hug

Getting oral pleasure(head) while driving down the road.

You want me to give you a mobile mouth hug while you drive me home?

by PureHeaven January 29, 2023

lavik-mobile

1. An amazing piece of automotive equipment, dripping with power and fully tricked out for optimum performance. Also happens to be in the shape of a van.
2. What lavik rides in.

1. What? Your riced out Honda has no chance against the omnipotent lavik-mobile.
2. The lavik-mobile is here, the fun can begin.

by booshmaster April 30, 2003