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Elephant Hatch

Refers to the vagina of a Swamp Donkey (a term also listed on Urban Dictionary). This orifice can be deadly, and often is a breeding ground for murky parasites.
My friend got infected by a real murky swamp donkey after infiltrating her elephant hatch.
by The Herder June 29, 2011
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hotcha

"Whoa! Hotcha skirt."
"My teacher's a hotcha!"
by BrownsvilleGirl March 1, 2005
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Polish Hitchhiker

Instead of walking on the side of the road trying to get a ride with your thumb out, The Polish Hitchhiker is the act of driving around picking up people on the side of the road with your dick hanging out of your pants.
Paul decided to be adventurous and help out some hitchhikers, by giving them the experience of a Polish Hitchhiker.
by hottbocks March 14, 2009
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hatchback

A term applied to small station wagons to help make them more appealing to the masses, 5-door is a popular alternative. First arriving in America in the 1970's this style car became popular with motorists looking for inexpensive fuel efficient cars during the 70's gas shortages. This lead to a perception of hatchbacks as cheap and the drivers of hatchbacks as being to poor to afford a real car.
"Son I thought you just got a great new job, why did you buy a Yaris?"

"Because I like the hatchback look Dad."
by Boss79 December 27, 2007
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hitched for half a monkey

'To get hitched for half a monkey' is to do something or to have something done for a bargain (literally taken, it means to get married for just 250 pounds, which is dirt cheap)
What?! Fix your loo for 5 quid? Why do you always want to get hitched for half a monkey?!
by E-go-go December 14, 2008
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Hitch-A-Ride

To tag along for a ride one way or both ways to a certain location.

Sometimes just used to get to one destination, usually just a one way trip.

Compensation offered may consist of taking turns driving, splitting the cost of gas, or trade.

There are some websites that offer forums for people to search for open seats/rides offered all across the world. One of these sites is www.AtoBme.com.
Gary and I were bored one day so we thought it would be fun to surf through www.AtoBme.com and Hitch-A-Ride with someone heading out of town.
by MrDrive January 28, 2010
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Dirty Hitchhiker

A man gets his ass rimmed while the person performing the rimming (see Tossed Salad) uses one hand to tug the balls while massaging the taint with thumb (Extra long thumbs may even massage the prostate). This can be combined with the RUSTY TROMBONE if the person doing the rimming has excellent finger dexterity (Much like patting your head and rubbing your belly, the circular thumb motion and jerk off hand motion can be challenging, especially with a tongue in the ass). Beware long fingernails.
Dude, your mom is so talented. Lucky I washed my ass and shaved my balls because she used her left and right hand while rimming my hole. I never had a Dirty Hitchhiker & Rusty Trombone at once! No wonder your dad is always smiling!
by 9 Inch Justice November 6, 2010
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