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Hank

Very nice, nice, happy, rich, funny, caring.
“Omg look! She’s so a hank!”

“So hank! I like it!”

Your such a hank, will you go out with me?”
by ItsRy579 March 4, 2022
mugGet the Hankmug.

smooth hank

A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.
"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."

"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."
by Trogdor312 August 23, 2016
mugGet the smooth hankmug.

Bobby hank

From the Scottish "bobby" for penis and rhyming slang for a "ham shank" (i.e. a wank). Onanism. Masturbation. Of the male genitalia. Also known as "a crafty". Turn you blind.
I'm aff forra Bobby Hank. Gimme 5 minutes and me phone.
by Bobby Hank May 23, 2023
mugGet the Bobby hankmug.

HANK

every slur combined buy 9999999x worse
bro stop being a stupid hank
by Heartpacing15 August 5, 2025
mugGet the HANKmug.

Hank Palmer

Hank is a judge and he's Tomsstiles'SSSSS husbannnnd Uh 😅
by Uhm Erm January 22, 2021
mugGet the Hank Palmermug.

Hank

He's Batman.
Person 1; hanks batman, don't listen to Wyatt
mugGet the Hankmug.

Hank

Small rodent like creature that has a tendency to be sassy
Oh golly theres a hank in my garage!
by megafussybaby February 19, 2022
mugGet the Hankmug.

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