calculus

The retarded brother of mathematical analysis. Often hailed as difficult by dumb people who don't know what mathematics is.

Passing calculus is easy for any reasonably intelligent toddler.

by category August 3, 2018

Calculus

the branch of mathematics that deals with the finding and properties of derivatives and integrals of functions

Calculus is a funny fun math thing to learn

by JeffThePCGamer November 16, 2018

Calcikalon

Being addicted to a food or drink joint so much you would kill for it.

Trump is so calcikalon to McDonalds he would kill Putin for it.

by Kadish_W January 11, 2019

calçao

A rare name from Portugal that is common to a guy with a giant cock

O Calçao tem ganda pixota

by Calçao September 28, 2019

Calculating

The calculating of possible outcomes is a process for determining the number of possible results for an event. There are various methods for conducting this process. The best way to calculate the number of possible outcomes of an event is dependent on the type of event and the structure of the event.

I didn't hear a word you said I'm Calculating the possible outcomes of everything I do .

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 15, 2019

calculatedly spontaneous

Being spontaneous in a calculated way. People who are calculatedly spontaneous have an ability to balance their own personality with themselves; linked with Many Personality Unorder.

When asked about his personality, John Doe just said "calculatedly spontaneous."

by Not Ericc January 29, 2020

Calculator

Something you call your Asian friend when he answers a question in math or gets a good grade on a math test

Asian friend: Yes I got a A+ on the math test
Non-Asian friend: Dude your such a Calculator

by Hugedickuser69 June 3, 2020