Courtneyed

The act of consuming excess amounts of alcohol to the point one requires hospitalisation.

Derived from the folklore of an infamous Australian girl.

'tonight is going to get messy'
'yeah, tonight we get Courtneyed'

by Stormy Puppy January 31, 2010

Courtney Loaf

The alcoholic poo that comes the day after a very hard night of drinking. It usually smells like the substance one imbibed the night before.

"Sally drank so much last night the Courtney Loaf she laid the next morning made the whole bathroom smell like rum."

by SisterPiston January 19, 2010

Courtney

Not only is Courtney not a whore, but she's also not an evil, malicous or spawn of anything bad. She is fun, loud, the life of the party. She is kind, generous and has a HUGE heart! She loves her family! Courtney is not a sex fiene or someone who would ever have an STD. You are stupid if you think that of a Courtney.

I wish i could be a Courtney

by SaysaCourtney February 4, 2010

Courtney

She is smart & successful, funny, kind, caring and probably the coolest person you will ever stumble upon. She has many goals and dreams in which she knows she can accomplish. She loves partyin' with her friends, or even just kickin back and takin it easy watchin some movies. She can be wild and crazy, or calm and content. Either way, she's the type of person you should definitely get to know!

What would we do without Courtney??

by coremi February 4, 2010

courter

One who seeks out the likes of another with great care and persistence in hopes that they may one day be wed.

Victariarr's courter is at long last the quite sane Jrarrmy.

When the courter, Jrarrmy, sees the courtee, Victariarr, he often leaps with great glee!

by Jrarrmy November 11, 2006

Court General

The Court General can be found at any local gym or rec center. There is at least one in every pick-up game that gets going at the basketball court. This tool will not only be on your team, he will also hog the ball roughly 85% of the time, and won't hesitate to bark unintelligible orders at complete strangers on their team because of their great knowledge of the game. Amazingly, every time they play with others, they are having "the worst game of their lives," which they will yell after missing a shot as if that sort of thing never happens to them. Expect them to air-ball at least three 3-pointers and probably be on the losing side.

Steve: Our team might have won, but i had a guy on mine who shot 0-18 and didn't pass it to anyone. He sucked ass.

Gary: Court General, huh? They're the worst.

by waytoofast33 August 26, 2007

slobstacle course

Surroundings that have become difficult to navigate because of excessive clutter.

I nearly tripped and broke my neck passing through the slobstacle course my kids left in the living room.

by mistert20032003 March 24, 2009